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I'd take a small loss tbh

24.02.2026 23:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Haha love it

20.02.2026 21:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How did the goalie score?

20.02.2026 20:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Didn't they trial this in Dutch Division 2 or something last season? No idea what the outcome was, my only worry would be that it makes breaks in the game longer as there is no incentive to have a shorter break

20.02.2026 06:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Before reading this, I'd gone at least a year without remembering that that prick existed. Cheers Jim... 😂

20.02.2026 06:45 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Barnes could have been top if he'd scored every chance tonight 😂

18.02.2026 21:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shearer wouldn't have given it up. Need a bit of a selfish, ruthless streak if he wants to be a striker

18.02.2026 18:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

2 assists in 2 games for Big Dan

18.02.2026 17:49 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

It's a chicken/egg situation though. If refs actually did anything about the cheating it would stop it soon enough

14.02.2026 20:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was only 7 when he left as manager the first time. My stand out memory is that 5-0 but I just thought that was what football was always going to be like so didn't really appreciate it

14.02.2026 18:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fucking stupid that

14.02.2026 18:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

People forget how shite refs actually are

14.02.2026 18:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Been our best player so far

14.02.2026 18:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Reffing here is fucking stinking

14.02.2026 18:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fair enough rotate, but why start Ramsdale. There's no point developing him as he's not going to be here next season is he? IS HE!?!

14.02.2026 17:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That and the Carabao Cup win were probably my two best days as a toon fan

14.02.2026 17:38 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Welcome home Lloyd Kelly 😂😂

14.02.2026 14:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

How dare fans have high standards...

14.02.2026 13:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Man City (A)
Everton (H)
Man U (H)
Chelsea (A)
Sunderland (H)
Palace (A)

In the next 8 weeks.

Which one you reckon?

14.02.2026 09:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Thank fuck we only need 4 draws to get to the magic 40 points mark

14.02.2026 09:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Aye, does seem a bit injury prone as well though tbh

14.02.2026 09:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hahaha of course he is..

14.02.2026 09:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Aye he was great on a personal level, had a clearly defined style and plan which worked with a tiny budget and had a team that would graft their arses off for him.

Style of football was much better than Rafa's for me which is why he is my #4

14.02.2026 09:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That's fair enough for me, he can start playing properly again next year and try to get his move the right way

14.02.2026 09:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Doubt we will see any youngsters, Alabi maybe at a push but Howe has said he is keen to protect him.

Apparently Linton and Miley are close to being back so that helps a bit for sure

14.02.2026 09:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Yeah, Hughton would be there over Rafa for me. Wish he'd been given a proper go after getting us up

14.02.2026 09:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

The conspiracy theorist in me thinks that he is putting in shite performances intentionally to try and lower his value at the minute.

His fitness is still elite but he is misplacing pretty much every pass. If we do sell, we should only sell if we get an offer which reflects 2024/25 form IMO

14.02.2026 09:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm more confident on Ramsey and Willock getting us through this patch than Tonali for sure

14.02.2026 09:05 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I think they should instantly castrate anyone willing to pay 20 pound a month for the made up title 'champion of Britain's for the good of the species

14.02.2026 09:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Catacombs, Vatican and the Forum were top 3 for me.

Also just eat shitloads of food, it's all great

13.02.2026 19:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0