Lenny the Pep

The Billie Eilish Boomerang Idol™️ has me crying 😂

“The left is missing out on AI!” YEP. Most of us want to miss out! If it ever proves its actual usefulness to our actual lives, stops plagiarizing, and is no longer an environmental disaster, maybe we revisit. Burden of proof is on the industry. So far they’ve done the opposite of that!

I wish the guy who finished ass first would have won his speed skating heat

the Kelces are at the USA women's hockey game after donating to Laila Edwards' GoFundMe to help her family see her play in the Olympics (she's also from Cleveland Heights!)

This style of putting is cheating and no one can convince me otherwise

I see you lookin, with ya lookin ass 👀

I wish Taj would have returned to Survivor. She's so fun to watch

Bad Bunny “together we are America”

Paying off my mortgage thanks to hitting a Bad Bunny first TD bet

MOTHERFUCKIN RICKY MARTIN

🗣️ DAME MÁS GASOLINA

I know it's a time zone thing but it feels weird that it's daylight during the Super Bowl Halftime Show

It's completely ridiculous. I ran the scoreboard at a camp once where a guy stopped the game at the very beginning because we started the clock 1 second too late. At halftime he came and apologized and said he had to do something to make himself look good lol

Lowkey I know a lot of refs and they get yoked because it's more likely to get them selected for games. You have to "look the part" 🙄

🗣️ WE'RE DOING THE SHOW AGAIN, FROG

During tonight’s Jarrell “Big Baby” Miller vs. Kingsley Ibeh bout at Madison Square Garden, an unexpected moment grabbed the crowd’s attention when one of Ibeh’s punches knocked Miller’s hairpiece off mid-fight

@stephenfishbach.bsky.social's Escape! is such a fun read. Didn't even have to get very far for a #severegastrointestinaldistress mention

Don’t think we can give enough credit to Steven Spielberg for creating an entire series based on melting, shooting, crushing, decapitating, punching, and incinerating Nazis

Will the people of New York please for the love of god primary out Chuck Schumer?

A lot of Dems are going to take Bovino and Noem being fired as the finish line, and it's very important to make it clear to them that it is a starting line

Austin Rivers says when he was on the bench and Rudy Gobert would throw down dunks they'd refer to him as "Rudy Gobrrrrrrrrrrrrr" but he didn't like it and would tell Rivers to be quiet but "when he leaves, I be talking again"

At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.

friendly neighborhood barred attorney telling you to never put your ID on your phone

Fernando Mendoza calls it a full circle moment after being a 2 star recruit denied a walk-on opportunity at Miami

Did something big happen?

I basically have tonight and then all day tomorrow. Then I have to go back to work and he gets home that day haha

I'm trying to finish the whole thing before @rkalland.bsky.social comes back from his trip to Vegas

Ok so I'm finally watching s4 of Stranger Things and LMAO they shaved El's head again? That seems so unnecessary and cruel

Tony Romo just said he thinks whoever wins this game has a shot at going to the Super Bowl which is in fact how the postseason is structured