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Son-Of-A-Bitch Mouse Solves Maze Researchers Spent Months Building

Son-Of-A-Bitch Mouse Solves Maze Researchers Spent Months Building
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Flowers for Algernon is that you

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American people wouldn’t notice them. “Don’t make any sudden movements, or they’ll spot us,” Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) said out of the corner of his mouth, […]

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
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Yes

Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell

Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell
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a screaming face on a red background, bald-headed and wide-eyed. his jaw is open impossibly wide, and his skin is loose at the cheeks and nose, like it's a garment he's wearing.

"after that, he really started falling apart."

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a screencap from some late-90s-early-aughts Nickelodeon animated television show depicting a girl with blond hair, most of it in a bun at the top of her head, save for a piece laying over her right eye, leaning back and away - uncomfortable - with the piece of meat on a fork being presented to her by another person with red painted nails and a bright orange shaggy sweater. text from left to right reads: "complete strangers" "overfamiliar playful rudeness" "me"

hey

stop it

Flow was a beautiful movie and my cat loved it so 10/10

Stephen Miller Enraged After Discovering Cantaloupe He’s Fucking From Mexico

Stephen Miller Enraged After Discovering Cantaloupe He’s Fucking From Mexico

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Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

This says it all

We're like a month in.

'No excuse': Mississippi is failing to prevent the most preventable cancer in Black women, report says “It is a cancer that is preventable and highly treatable if people have access to the right kind of medical professionals and screenings and the HPV vaccination.”

'No excuse': Mississippi is failing to prevent the most preventable cancer in Black women, report says

Justice Department to drop federal corruption case against New York City Mayor Eric Adams | CNN Politics The Department of Justice is moving to drop the federal corruption case against New York City Mayor Eric Adams, according to a memo obtained by CNN.

The Department of Justice is moving to drop the federal corruption case against New York City Mayor Eric Adams

UnitedHealth hired a defamation law firm to go after social media posts criticizing the company The insurer and its law firm denies a doctor’s online claim that it refused to cover care for a cancer patient.

UnitedHealth hired a defamation law firm to go after social media posts criticizing the company

One of my favorite things to be accused of is doing stuff “for attention”

Bro, I’ve got a naturally 85 decibel speaking voice, and huge naturals. I’ve never had to beg for attention.

Least believable thing about Greek mythology is how every character is important and has an intricate story. No regular guys at all. Zeus should have a brother named Steve who just works at the agora and that's his whole thing

Tears of joy as freed Palestinians reunited with loved ones in latest swap A total of 183 Palestinians released after 3 Israelis – Ohad Ben Ami, Eli Sharabi and Or Levy – were freed in Gaza

Israeli media report that there is some consideration of reducing the amount of humanitarian aid allowed into Gaza in response to the apparent weight loss suffered by the three released Israeli captives, reports Al Jazeera's Nour Odeh.

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Full shot from within a church

Stained glass window

Main altar in a church

Church tower at night

"Stop impressing the dead"
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Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover WASHINGTON—Rebuking President Trump’s decision to pardon Jan. 6 rioters, Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) staunchly vowed this week to continue falling down stairs in the face of an apparent fascist takeover. “I can no longer physically stand upright for a party that excuses a violent insurrection that targeted our Capitol,” the 82-year-old lawmaker said as he […]

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i have found meaning in my life with this cat

New security system just dropped

I finally popped my Baby Butch sticker up on my online shop!
The perfect gift for the babiest butches in your lives this valentine's day (jsyk)

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ICE Agent Torturing Migrants Moved By Resiliency Of Human Spirit

ICE Agent Torturing Migrants Moved By Resiliency Of Human Spirit
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