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03.03.2026 06:50 β π 37 π 11 π¬ 0 π 1@los-los.bsky.social
here, I canβt see the eye rolls meh https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaagompyura5g MEH https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaalv4e2w7oim
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03.03.2026 06:50 β π 37 π 11 π¬ 0 π 1Called my cat a βdumb dickβ this morning. If you were wondering what the vibes were today.
03.03.2026 12:17 β π 37 π 3 π¬ 8 π 0Todayβs true fact so donβt bother trying to prove me wrong: flamingos are pink bc theyβre big fans of original flavor cotton candy.
03.03.2026 12:23 β π 46 π 9 π¬ 5 π 0charlieβs angels
03.03.2026 14:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0why would anyone put butter on a peanut
03.03.2026 08:51 β π 14 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0me @ the moon: pls end them π€²π»
03.03.2026 11:01 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0all of my besties are strangers on the internet
03.03.2026 07:58 β π 47 π 20 π¬ 0 π 0no one blames it on the rain anymore; yet another causality of global warming
03.03.2026 07:16 β π 73 π 15 π¬ 6 π 0This day in history. 1863. US president Abraham Lincoln signed the charter to create the National Academy of Sciences and charged the membership with the burden of regrowing the hair on his upper lip.
03.03.2026 09:54 β π 44 π 19 π¬ 0 π 0"Hey, wait a minute..." - Clark Kent's optometrist
03.03.2026 11:37 β π 51 π 13 π¬ 0 π 0π
03.03.2026 12:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
If you're attacked by a mob of clowns...
Go for the juggler.
THERAPIST: and this one?
ME: that looks like you kissing my mum.
THERAPIST: what about this one?
ME: also kissing my mum. and groping her a little. why are you showing me these?
THERAPIST: I thought you'd be happy for us.
Choose a word. Think of it. Keep it to yourself, noone cares.
03.03.2026 10:45 β π 61 π 20 π¬ 4 π 0The only thing getting me through all of this *twirls around w arms flailingβ is the knowledge that pets live as long as their owners.
03.03.2026 11:50 β π 26 π 3 π¬ 3 π 0it was the late 1900βs and every girl wanted to smell like cucumbers and melonsβ¦
03.03.2026 03:53 β π 35 π 5 π¬ 3 π 0Acting mysterious when in reality I just lost my train of thought
03.03.2026 04:03 β π 134 π 45 π¬ 2 π 0Why do they call them nomadic societies and not roaminβ empires
03.03.2026 02:19 β π 34 π 9 π¬ 1 π 0dan, youβre not supposed to make sense on here
03.03.2026 06:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0honestly i thought that was a team name for the pair
03.03.2026 06:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0im not ashamed to admit ive never been able to tell bebop and rocksteady apart, their names are in no way intuitive. this isnβt a kiki/bouba situation.
03.03.2026 05:26 β π 91 π 7 π¬ 13 π 0
oh nooo
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dolly should have just set jolene on fire
02.03.2026 03:35 β π 137 π 31 π¬ 6 π 1growing up watching wrestling on the spanish channel they would introduce him as dΓ³nde estΓ‘ captain lou albaΓ±o
03.03.2026 06:18 β π 14 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0I know this isn't the time for jokes, but also it is precisely the time for jokes
03.03.2026 05:31 β π 92 π 27 π¬ 3 π 0
rage against mr. clean
that shiny headed muscleboi only has one good song and itβs renegades of gunk
no one will tell me what "je ne sais quoi" means π
03.03.2026 02:44 β π 18 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0Switching your milk out with android blood.
03.03.2026 01:05 β π 8 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Do the kids know we have used "Chad" as an insult for years?
03.03.2026 02:49 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0