los 🦦 los-los - Bluesky Statics

I’m not sure I wanna be a werewolf. The whole transforming thing gives me paws.

08.03.2026 23:30 — 👍 32 🔁 13 💬 3 📌 0

Why'd they name it naan when they could have called it yaay?

09.03.2026 00:12 — 👍 22 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0

a man in a plaid shirt says buddy you 're softer than a tootsie roll fruit cup . Alt: a man in a plaid shirt says buddy you 're softer than a tootsie roll fruit cup .

09.03.2026 04:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

spring ahead, motherfucker

09.03.2026 00:58 — 👍 31 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 1

All I'm saying is I've lost more than an hour being a woman.

08.03.2026 18:16 — 👍 27 🔁 14 💬 0 📌 0

😼

09.03.2026 04:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it’s true

09.03.2026 03:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man with his eyes closed and the word schitts creek on the bottom left Alt: a man with his eyes closed and the word schitts creek on the bottom left

09.03.2026 03:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

jfc keep up

09.03.2026 03:36 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

time to put this to the test

09.03.2026 03:25 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😂

09.03.2026 03:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

red pen

09.03.2026 03:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

@yourcatbuttface.bsky.social @gregthemiller.bsky.social

what’s this

09.03.2026 03:24 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

💸

09.03.2026 03:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

two devices

09.03.2026 03:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

legend shit

09.03.2026 02:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

link’s favorite flower is the HYAcinth

09.03.2026 00:02 — 👍 27 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0

when you close your eyes

•looks both ways•

all the lights are out

09.03.2026 02:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ok but nobody better judge me for going to bed while it’s still light out

09.03.2026 00:03 — 👍 47 🔁 7 💬 4 📌 0

wayne from letterkenny saying you’re ten ply

09.03.2026 02:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kraft cheese is single ply

08.03.2026 23:48 — 👍 45 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 0

i just want my mtv

09.03.2026 02:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kurt Loder didn’t prepare me for any of this

08.03.2026 22:22 — 👍 81 🔁 24 💬 5 📌 1

I’m still nudging the clock forward no way I’m throwing my back out with that springing shit

08.03.2026 13:13 — 👍 53 🔁 14 💬 2 📌 0

i love women i have all their albums

04.08.2025 14:32 — 👍 41 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 0

sorry I made you fall in love with me
after watching my magic tricks

08.03.2026 02:44 — 👍 113 🔁 32 💬 22 📌 1

on international women’s day we should be able to kick two men in the balls with no questions asked

08.03.2026 17:39 — 👍 158 🔁 40 💬 25 📌 0

it's crazy to look back at the past 25 years and see how much this country has changed. it used to be that yo-yo tricks could get you laid.

06.03.2026 00:22 — 👍 94 🔁 26 💬 3 📌 0

new murder weapon for Clue: the pizza cutter

06.03.2026 17:56 — 👍 119 🔁 36 💬 8 📌 2

the opposite of go-gurt is inert-gurt

07.03.2026 17:02 — 👍 43 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 1

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