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Try our stool samples..bar equipment store.

03.03.2026 06:50 — 👍 37 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 1

Called my cat a “dumb dick” this morning. If you were wondering what the vibes were today.

03.03.2026 12:17 — 👍 37 🔁 3 💬 8 📌 0

Today’s true fact so don’t bother trying to prove me wrong: flamingos are pink bc they’re big fans of original flavor cotton candy.

03.03.2026 12:23 — 👍 46 🔁 9 💬 5 📌 0

charlie’s angels

03.03.2026 14:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

why would anyone put butter on a peanut

03.03.2026 08:51 — 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

me @ the moon: pls end them 🤲🏻

03.03.2026 11:01 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

all of my besties are strangers on the internet

03.03.2026 07:58 — 👍 47 🔁 20 💬 0 📌 0

no one blames it on the rain anymore; yet another causality of global warming

03.03.2026 07:16 — 👍 73 🔁 15 💬 6 📌 0

This day in history. 1863. US president Abraham Lincoln signed the charter to create the National Academy of Sciences and charged the membership with the burden of regrowing the hair on his upper lip.

03.03.2026 09:54 — 👍 44 🔁 19 💬 0 📌 0

"Hey, wait a minute..." - Clark Kent's optometrist

03.03.2026 11:37 — 👍 51 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 0

😂

03.03.2026 12:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you're attacked by a mob of clowns...
Go for the juggler.

03.03.2026 11:31 — 👍 29 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0

THERAPIST: and this one?

ME: that looks like you kissing my mum.

THERAPIST: what about this one?

ME: also kissing my mum. and groping her a little. why are you showing me these?

THERAPIST: I thought you'd be happy for us.

03.03.2026 10:02 — 👍 314 🔁 48 💬 7 📌 2

Choose a word. Think of it. Keep it to yourself, noone cares.

03.03.2026 10:45 — 👍 61 🔁 20 💬 4 📌 0

The only thing getting me through all of this *twirls around w arms flailing” is the knowledge that pets live as long as their owners.

03.03.2026 11:50 — 👍 26 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0

it was the late 1900’s and every girl wanted to smell like cucumbers and melons…

03.03.2026 03:53 — 👍 35 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0

Acting mysterious when in reality I just lost my train of thought

03.03.2026 04:03 — 👍 134 🔁 45 💬 2 📌 0

Why do they call them nomadic societies and not roamin’ empires

03.03.2026 02:19 — 👍 34 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0

dan, you’re not supposed to make sense on here

03.03.2026 06:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

honestly i thought that was a team name for the pair

03.03.2026 06:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

im not ashamed to admit ive never been able to tell bebop and rocksteady apart, their names are in no way intuitive. this isn’t a kiki/bouba situation.

03.03.2026 05:26 — 👍 91 🔁 7 💬 13 📌 0

oh nooo

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03.03.2026 06:31 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

dolly should have just set jolene on fire

02.03.2026 03:35 — 👍 137 🔁 31 💬 6 📌 1

growing up watching wrestling on the spanish channel they would introduce him as dónde está captain lou albaño

03.03.2026 06:18 — 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

I know this isn't the time for jokes, but also it is precisely the time for jokes

03.03.2026 05:31 — 👍 92 🔁 27 💬 3 📌 0

rage against mr. clean

that shiny headed muscleboi only has one good song and it’s renegades of gunk

03.03.2026 05:50 — 👍 64 🔁 13 💬 4 📌 1

no one will tell me what "je ne sais quoi" means 😭

03.03.2026 02:44 — 👍 18 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Switching your milk out with android blood.

03.03.2026 01:05 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

a woman in sunglasses is standing next to an orange car and says it might be the chad Alt: a woman in sunglasses is standing next to an orange car and says it might be the chad

03.03.2026 06:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Do the kids know we have used "Chad" as an insult for years?

03.03.2026 02:49 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

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