iβm training π
03.03.2026 20:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@los-los.bsky.social
here, I canβt see the eye rolls meh https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaagompyura5g MEH https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaalv4e2w7oim
iβm training π
03.03.2026 20:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0def a psa
03.03.2026 20:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0partner?
03.03.2026 20:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0might have to film you to get a good perspective
03.03.2026 20:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i feel attacked
03.03.2026 18:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i like my mushroom grow closet better than bluesky because although itβs not funny, it never said it would be.
03.03.2026 18:17 β π 32 π 10 π¬ 6 π 0oh, i wouldnβt dare compare
03.03.2026 16:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Another morning. Another ignore things I need to be doing.
03.03.2026 16:15 β π 17 π 7 π¬ 1 π 0crying out βmedic!β like in starship troopers when i get a papercut
03.03.2026 16:31 β π 114 π 36 π¬ 8 π 0crip moonwalk DO IT
03.03.2026 16:32 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
youβre not fooling anyone, burns
i, on the other hand
Not to sound like a total dick but I really am a total dick
03.03.2026 16:12 β π 33 π 11 π¬ 3 π 0the ultimate podcast
03.03.2026 15:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"How To Learn Something New And Podcast It" podcast
03.03.2026 15:28 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0time to learn something new and podcast it
03.03.2026 15:19 β π 30 π 12 π¬ 3 π 0DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS: [seeing that the president has begun a genocide] okay, how can I profit from this too
01.03.2026 05:34 β π 32 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0rippin' kimchi-fueled toots
03.03.2026 12:56 β π 18 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0
The more complicated your coffee, the more complicated you are.
Listen, I donβt make the rules.
hotel california implies the existence of hotels named after the other 49 states
03.03.2026 14:49 β π 86 π 21 π¬ 13 π 0you ever feel like you got beat the fuck up in your sleep
03.03.2026 14:16 β π 100 π 18 π¬ 12 π 1sorry i didnβt text you back; i clicked βclose all tabsβ in my brain and forgot everything iβve ever known
03.03.2026 12:35 β π 81 π 24 π¬ 0 π 0doing a reverse mid-life crisis where i do things that help affirm and accept growing older like slowly becoming weirder and witchier but also wiser
03.03.2026 13:45 β π 67 π 17 π¬ 2 π 0
[3:12 am]
brain: hey wake up let's think about everything
me: what do you mean by everyth-
brain: I SAID EVERYTHING
pls join me for my 8hr live twitch stream where i will stare at a wall and sigh
03.03.2026 14:35 β π 87 π 27 π¬ 4 π 0*rage colors a picture of a rainbow and flowers then crumples it up and nicely hands it to you
03.03.2026 12:50 β π 81 π 29 π¬ 7 π 0My ex said she'd love me until the end of time, which turned out to be about 3 months.
03.03.2026 12:44 β π 102 π 40 π¬ 3 π 0
Steinbeck: What did you think of my draft of ππ§ ππ°πΆπ΄π¦ π’π―π₯ ππ’π―?
Publisher: It needs more characters.
Steinbeck: I'll see what I can do.
anyone up for a naked hula hooping contest
03.03.2026 13:00 β π 98 π 23 π¬ 23 π 0Try our stool samples..bar equipment store.
03.03.2026 06:50 β π 45 π 14 π¬ 1 π 1Called my cat a βdumb dickβ this morning. If you were wondering what the vibes were today.
03.03.2026 12:17 β π 45 π 3 π¬ 8 π 0