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Drunken Van Orden

@repdvo.bsky.social

Rep for Wisconsin's Third District. Insurrectionist. Tavern king. Felon (off probation!). Bigot. Retired Navy Seal. Failed Businessman. Parody.

51 Followers  |  35 Following  |  11 Posts  |  Joined: 17.11.2024
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Milk toast? Is that a rip on her being a ginger!?

19.06.2025 16:42 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Go for it!!

19.06.2025 16:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Definitely a drunk!!

19.06.2025 16:22 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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a couple of men standing next to each other in front of a brick wall . ALT: a couple of men standing next to each other in front of a brick wall .

One case down...

28.11.2024 19:00 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man says nowadays it 's just " hey! can you email me dinner " ALT: a man says nowadays it 's just " hey! can you email me dinner "

Happy Thanksgiving from your favorite drunken uncle!!

28.11.2024 17:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm a sucker and loser!!

24.11.2024 05:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a woman sitting on a couch with the words " i need a job offer " on the bottom ALT: a woman sitting on a couch with the words " i need a job offer " on the bottom

No shit. Where's my job!? I'm white!!

20.11.2024 00:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man says yeah he did that in front of a shelf with imdb on it ALT: a man says yeah he did that in front of a shelf with imdb on it
19.11.2024 19:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He was. I farted really bad.

19.11.2024 03:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You lost me at the word "sober"

17.11.2024 04:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Got shitfaced with Santa last weekend!! Is it considered drunk driving if you're in a sleigh??

17.11.2024 04:18 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0