madwoodd

Way to go! The race for WR is better with you in it!

The 14th Amendment was ratified on this day in 1868. It guarantees:

✔️ due process for all
✔️ birthright citizenship
✔️ equal protection under the law

Now more than ever, we're determined to protect these essential rights.

I wanna be Dr. Schlabach when I grow up 🥹

a woman is standing in a garden with a caption that says look what you 've done Alt: a woman is standing in a garden. Man says “look what you’ve done to my peonies!” Quite dramatically. Woman responds “they’re marigolds!”

Yours definitely aren’t marigolds, but I thought of this scene and laughed

It took a while on Bluesky but the algorithm finally recommended some random dude’s dick pic 🤮

I’m home alone for the first time in 6 months. I’m celebrating with cake for breakfast and watching SVU

the worst part about making delicious homemade black bean burgers is that I now out of delicious black bean burgers

You can DM me and we can talk about it. Not super comfortable having the details out on Beyoncé’s internet lol

topamax nearly killed me. I feel for you.

Been reading a little mythology and it seems like one of the main cross-cultural themes is, “do not, under any circumstances, get on a boat.”

Devastated that I didn’t see this later when it had already resolved

I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)

I took an embarrassingly long time to get off of twitter but I’m here now.