Scipio Africanus the Elder God

Oh yeah def being sarcastic. Sorry for bringing the bad vibes to your thread! Just in a mood today.

If there's one thing I learned being an out bisexual woman 20+ years ago, it's that lesbians really didn't care if you liked men as long as you also liked women. It was the bisexuals who rejected the lesbians and just HAD to make their own identity. Because we wanted attention. Or something.

"Previous generations didn't care very much about the difference between sapphic labels"

HA. HAHAHAHA. Very funny good joke this is great.

Periodic reminder that I will never, ever, for any reason at all, vote for Gavin Newsom.

Johnny Weir, like in the 2006 Olympics, finishes in 5th place.
#TheTraitorsUS

Omg real skating fans know...

Johnny came in 5th.

Brady Tkachuk miffed over White House AI-doctored video Brady Tkachuk said he didn't appreciate the AI-doctored video released by the White House that made it appear he was disparaging Canadians.

If you're not a hockey person, what happened here is that one of the MAGA-est dudes in the NHL just got used and embarrassed by Trump because no amount of kissing Trump's ass is enough to make him respect you or hesitate to humiliate you for his own entertainment.

Tara Lipinski is not a girl's girl! Omg.

Oh man I just remembered that the Paralympics are coming so soon I get to watch sled hockey.

Fuck yeah.

The Hockey Boys did exactly what I thought the Hockey Boys were going to do.

One doesn't watch hockey because one is under the impression hockey players have good politics. Or are smart. Or think about literally anything other than their dad's dealership and hockey.

People keep talking about the team squandering their "good will" and that's how I know they don't watch hockey regularly.

And volcano monitoring! He seemed to have no idea there are volcanos in the US.

Also Bobby Jindal. He went from frontrunner for potential GOP presidential candidate to laughingstock in like... 10 minutes. There are parts of that response that are literally burned into my brain.

(Volcano monitoring? How about we monitor the national debt or whatever.)

Buboo was def securely attached. She expressed it by non-stop screaming at me, biting me whenever she wasn't immediately given what she wanted, and doing her v best to trip me in the kitchen.

A cat that didn't like me would have just never come around. She just showed her attachment like a cat.

Skaters love skating to Sexbomb and I love it every time.

Stanley Cups
Eichel: 1
McDavid: 0

OG Gold Medals
Eichel: 1
McDavid: 0

I miss music videos.

*Claps*

Worlds are at the end of March! You should be able to watch them on Peacock. Join us!

"As a member of the smoking community..."

Omg shadd uppppp lolololol

Remembering that time during COVID when I got an email from a concerned "member of the smoking community."

At least they didn't tell me to kms like lots of other people.

Lol omg infant formula is not at all comparable to tobacco. JFC.

50% of people who were fed formula as infants do no die of "formula-related illnesses." Breastfeeding has unique health and emotional benefits for Mom and baby but get it together people.

Yay vaccines!

If it makes you feel better, my husband still has me in his phone as "FirstName Gaming Friend."

I think part of why people share so much gore porn is that, when traumatized by it, it is difficult to tell you *have* been traumatized. That you are acting like a traumatized person, without you realizing it.

We went to get a beer at a brewery that isn't there anymore to tell each other exactly how much and why we were mad at each other.

Lol idk how you manage to be a world class men's figure skater who appeared in Eurovision and also a Russian social conservative but he's done it!

He'd be *furious.*

Cackling at the idea of someone calling Evengi Plushenko a twink. He'd be *so mad.*

Very good thread. But I also want to point out that this isn't even the first person to use a wheel chair on Star Trek. Star Trek has already established that people use wheel chairs in the 32nd century.

Going to make a thread of every reason to NEVER vote for Newsom. Let's start with: