Jones

We don’t talk enough about the greatest wedding scene ever filmed 🎥

many people are saying that Big Nick will never truly be a global superstar until he does a show in Chicago

Not gonna lie, I (sadly) kinda think like this sometimes too. Like when I see a basketball player attribute their making the NBA to nothing other than hard work.

My guy, you are 7 feet tall...

isn't like 85% of SpaceX's revenue from the government?

"Young Democrats"...dude is 50 years old

genuinely believe social media should have a warning label and age restrictions like nicotine and alcohol. but instead of a just a minimum age requirement, there should be a maximum age requirement as well.

Russell = Woke Tim Dillon

Also can't be overstated how much Republican support is directly tied to Trump himself. I'm not sure there's anyone else on the right who can garner that type of sycophantic devotion in a post-Trump political landscape

Just think of how wealthy America would be if we didn't have to pay workers. Then the billionaires would have so much more money for taxes and all would we well

Lorne Michaels kinda seems like that but without all the sex trafficking/financial crime stuff

"sir, the plan to raid the kenny klips compound has hit an unfortunate snag."

I would also be stunned if he built a humanoid robot capable of walking a large dog in the next 10 years, let alone completely replacing workers

I'm going to guess the guy whose been saying "we're 10 months away from the roads being filled with self-driving cars" since 2014 might just be full of shit

Gronowski's a transfer but the point stands

Might sound silly but this is exactly why Iowa puts so much talent into the NFL. Very few programs teach the fundamentals like the Hawkeyes

the nervous bird thing is an A+ line

I honestly envy the self-delusion of Bari Weiss. Old girl's just doing the same old cookie cutter centrist nonsense that's always been done and acts like she's reinventing the wheel. Would kill for that kind of confidence

Soup szn my guy. Bust out that crockpot, buy a couple loaves of good bread and make yourself a weekend's worth of food

Comedians: "As comedians, we should be able to make fun of and criticize whatever we want!"

Other Comedian: "Ok, cool, I'm going to make fun of you guys."

Comedians: "Well, no. You can't do that."

I work in sales and have some Canadian clients. Couple months back I called one up and he said "You're calling from America, right? I'll keep this short so neither of us waste our time. I'm not fucking buying anything from an American company."

**Click**

I feel like such an idiot for not tracking the quality of my erections all these years. So much data unaccounted for

Years ago I was looking up top football recruits and which colleges they signed with and saw the name Jaxson Dart...Immediately knew I'd see that guy in the NFL

nice block by DJ

we will finally force the truth upon the world - that St. Nicholas was Turkish, which basically means Santa Clause is a middle eastern dude

Behold, the ever-elusive independent minded free thinker

Weird turn for the CMA Awards this year

It's wild how few people realize that the "booming economy" of Nazi Germany was pretty much just a boom in manufacturing due to the war machine being kicked into hyperdrive with the explicit intent of taking over all of Europe

Will never forget Kamala's 2020 run falling so flat that she had to drop out before California because she wasn't even going to finish top 5 in her own state. Fuck it, run it back!

a true man of the people