Keanu Reeves as John Wick grimacing as he quickly inserts a new magazine into his pistol. Text over image reads: Guess it's time for THE BUTLERIAN JIHAD
Greetings, Humans! My new Butlerian Jihad-as-a-Service startup is soon to emerge from stealth mode, and is raising a seed round! HMU in DMs if you're an interested, qualified investor.
19.02.2026 18:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can't tell who is fighting who here: butlerianjihad.now
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Have you considered a smaller cat?
(As a supplemental cat, I mean, not a replacement!)
Delightful screen name you've got there! Wearing my BJN T-shirt to work today :)
17.02.2026 13:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Goddammit, I was having a perfectly hideous morning, and then you had to go and ruin it by mentioning Black Hammer. I'm having flashbacks to "Anne Frank was white" discourse and I just can't. Here, have an AI-generated cat summoning demons.
10.02.2026 11:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0holy shit
10.02.2026 09:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Saints' power level is too low. I need at least a demigod.
09.02.2026 07:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*sigh* Get over here, Bella. Daddy has a treat for you in the bathtub.
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Does anyone know the name of the god of necrotizing fasciitis? I need to pray to It, and offer a sacrifice.
*side-eyes cat*
"Where is that documented?"
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enjoy some rfk jr memes
07.02.2026 16:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oof. Almost on the level of the "Anne Frank was white" discourse.
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well, super
05.02.2026 21:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's horrible that this and so much else of the neo-nazi semiotic landscape is completely illegible to most people.
05.02.2026 19:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0omigosh 😻
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Oh my heavens, not the windows!
05.02.2026 19:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 084%, all High, some questions seemed to beg me to infer the preferences of the surveyor
05.02.2026 18:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
wondering if this logo had to be approved by a flag officer
04.02.2026 21:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You're not supposed to broadcast your weaknesses to literally every adversary on Xitter, dumbass.
04.02.2026 21:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0From time to time, one must ask oneself: Why is Robby Soave?
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... a top movie star!"
*audibly defecates in trousers*
Being made of magic meat sounds cool af tho ngl
03.02.2026 21:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Joke's on them, I already don't care about it.
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>I am literally unaware.
Right.
Bro, log off.
I haven't seen a copstache like that since Magnum, P.I.
02.02.2026 20:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is what physicists mean when they talk about "symmetry breaking"
02.02.2026 00:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"The Empire were the good guys, actually" was, IIRC, the topic of a wacky American conservative article a decade or so ago.
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