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DETROIT! Huggy Lowdown and Chris Paul are coming to One Mike Detroit March 27-29 with a special Thursday performance by Adina Howard! Get your tickets at onemikedetroit.com

18.03.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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DMV! Come check us out this Saturday night!

12.03.2025 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

During his speech tonight Trump made a 13 year old cancer survivor an honorary member of Secret Service. They chose Secret Service because at 13 he’s too old to work at DOGE. #StateOfTheUnion #StateOfDelusion

05.03.2025 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When you’re fat and start typing β€œinsta” for Instagram your autofill completes it β€œinstacart”

31.12.2024 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy New Year my friend!

31.12.2024 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Someday all our dreams will come to be.
Someday in a world where men are free.
Maybe not in time for you and me…

21.12.2024 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Santa Claus is Coming to Town is on ABC right now!

04.12.2024 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What is the number one food that people eat/order
after days of eating Thanksgiving food? For me It's pizza!

01.12.2024 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What is your favorite Christmas song?

26.11.2024 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe not in time for you and me...

26.11.2024 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're the one, who always wants to have your way.
And like the sky it's you, who's feeling change with every day.

26.11.2024 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Giants letting Saquon go are the nigga who broke up with Beyonce.

25.11.2024 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Though the Giants are so terrible they're considering signing Daniel Jones.

24.11.2024 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That Commanders game has me so depressed I don't feel like talking shit about the Giants.

24.11.2024 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dr. Umar after he leaves a white woman's house. πŸ˜‚

22.11.2024 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She's one of mine!

17.11.2024 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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SKEET stands for Spreading Kindness Everywhere Except Twitter

15.11.2024 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 10286    πŸ” 3988    πŸ’¬ 221    πŸ“Œ 526

Roy Jones sounds like he is the WCTE champion.

16.11.2024 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This ring announcer is like MAGA Michael Buffer. "Let's get ready for deportation!!!"

16.11.2024 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cedric bought the last hat from Pier One.

16.11.2024 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Those two ladies fought so hard it should have been sponsored by Spirit Airlines!

16.11.2024 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rosie Perez's voice during a boxing match is like hearing Michel'le on a Dr Dre track.

16.11.2024 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Netflix is buffering and lagging so much it makes me wish this Tyson fight was on TUBI!

16.11.2024 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Props for Amazon Prime NFL team for playing McFadden and Whitehead into this commercial break!

15.11.2024 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So the TL is called the skyline and our posts are called skeets. This app is fire so far

14.11.2024 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of all the characters from 1987’s Punch Out!!!

Screenshot of all the characters from 1987’s Punch Out!!!

Jake Paul should have to fight all of these guys before he gets to fight Tyson.

13.11.2024 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 29364    πŸ” 2949    πŸ’¬ 475    πŸ“Œ 205

You are a stoned cold fox 😍

14.11.2024 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey! We found a new home!

14.11.2024 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Prayers for Pop πŸ™πŸΎ

14.11.2024 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hello and good for you!

14.11.2024 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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