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PANEL 1: A FRIEND showing MATTIE a big canvas. FRIEND: Hey check out this art i bought. I think it's incredible. MATTIE: Uhh. What is it? PANEL 2: reverse shot, you can see it's just an enormous black dot on a canvas. FRIEND: It's the aggregate of all human creative output, in the totality of recorded history, averaged out and then printed on this canvas! PANEL 3: Shot from panel 1. MATTIE just kind of stares at the friend. FRIEND: I can see you think I'm stupid. Would an IDIOT spend 14 billion dollars on it? Hmm? FRIEND: Would an IDIOT have been MOVED TO TEARS by this? PANEL 4: Same shot, two people walk by, looking amazed. P1: Wow, the computers are getting so good! P2: We'll be replaced any day now!

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she's suspicious of him and she's right to be!!

one day outside results in one day in bed, just old yeller me!!!!!!!

being chronically ill is so fucking stupid, what do you mean i overexerted myself by going shopping?????

i really gotta stop reading the replies/quotes. do wrestling fans know it's okay for a sport to be theatrical? that it actually doesn't make it less of a sport? it's okay to call wrestling a sport, you're not impressing anyone by pretending it's stolen valor to do so

very funny to see people associate wrestling fans with conservatives, it's the quickest way to out themselves as talking out of their ass. aside from women's sports, you'd be hard pressed to find a more left sports fandom than wrestling lmao

i also hate when other people have interests and hobbies, go off queen

OPINION | Media needs to be better when it comes to covering the difficult issues in hockey | CBC Sports The SNL appearance by U.S. hockey players provided an opportunity to focus on hockey again, and offered audiences and fans some closure. But has anything really changed? As a journalist, I often ask: ...

It's time to talk about hockey media in Canada. Actually, it has been time for awhile. My thoughts on comments from Insiders, hockey media approaches, using language correctly, and accountability - or the lack of it.
www.cbc.ca/sports/hocke...

a good thing is when someone posts a picture of a cat, and then people reply with "great cat, here also is a picture of my cat." unsolicited cat pics aplenty. this could be the world we build

nipsey (grey tabby kitten) sleeping on a scratch tower platform. her ears are in airplane mode and she is so precious, much like baby yoda in both ways!!!

she baby yoda

"we have to print calls for genocide written by psychopaths, that's what newspapers are for" ok have you considered that's not what they should be for

It's really important to be gay, crass, and stupid on the internet, actually

my gay ass was in LOVE with that woman and then she went and pulled all of her old music so now i'm stuck with this one-sided beef???? they're great titties tho

this sounds like something i would say to alert everyone that i am being held hostage but jake and i have one episode left of the show 56 days and i actually said aloud "i'm actually kind of sick of seeing dove cameron's titties"

Jayme Lawson from Sinners hit the nail on the head and said how I felt with the whole BAFTAs situation.

it took courage!!!! lmao

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

they focused wayyyyyy too much on the early seasons so they could keep saying "it was a different time!!!" ma'am??? the show ran until 2018

Side by side photos: On left: US Women's Hockey (and Seattle Torrent) Team Captain Hilary Knight with gold medal by teeth. On right US Men's Hockey team player Jack Hughes smiling with some missing teeth.

Hilary Knight Accepts Invitation to Knock Out Rest of Jack Hughes’ Teeth: tinyurl.com/5fue624h

Brady Tkachuk miffed over White House AI-doctored video Brady Tkachuk said he didn't appreciate the AI-doctored video released by the White House that made it appear he was disparaging Canadians.

If you're not a hockey person, what happened here is that one of the MAGA-est dudes in the NHL just got used and embarrassed by Trump because no amount of kissing Trump's ass is enough to make him respect you or hesitate to humiliate you for his own entertainment.

Email to USA Hockey

Formal invitation to the hockey team sent,,, if any people with connections to the hockey team wanna have them email my team my bio. I’m for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

just got a second monitor. i'm the most powerful poster i've ever been.

i also cannot consume short-form videos that aren't cute animals, so i don't want to make it!!!!!

I agree with whoever said that the pivot to video is a tax on people who aren't good looking. I have been meaning to make some video content explaining models and so forth but I have a face made for radio. I wish it was easier to make money just from writing*.

*especially viz

and i'm not saying they look bad -- they all looked incredible!!! but they do not have model bodies anymore because that's just not realistic to maintain. we're so used to plastic surgery with older models (literally janice dickinson), it was nice to see so many not go that route

i mostly think the doc series on ANTM was not great or thorough, but the one thing i actually think will still with me is seeing so many former contestants having aged like a normal person. these women were starving themselves, sickly skinny in the 2000s, they were the beauty standard!

we could've fixed him (bullying him out of being a shitlib)

big case of "burying my head so deep in a spreadsheet i forgot i was supposed to be making a point about real people" with this guy

lol not me being nonbinary and editing this dude's work a decade ago