Keeper of Nonsense

Lord of the rings: Merry looks into the glowing palantir orb… and screams

“Cant sleep… i’ll just have a quick look at my phone”

And if they keep telling me to watch it it goes in the nope pile until I forget you told me.

No because I went to a Ghibli day in the Lighthouse cinema and they put My Neighbour Totoro and Grave of the Fireflies as a double feature- hadn’t seen either- happy out after totoro, broken as a person after GoF.

A Tumblr post from the-modern-typewriter reading: "How can you not be angry?" am angry" the werewolf said. "But unlike you, don't have the luxury of showing it without being called a monster. Without someone taking it as a sign of proof thatI need to be put down like a rabid dog, that I'm just like what the stories tell you." "But everyone gets angry...that's human." "Up until the point when you're not human" And the response from mckitterick: such a wonderful metaphor for anyone Othered by society

Weird how this *remains relevant*

Our President.

As Ursula la Guin once said when asked “ seemed a lively kid's fantasy crossed with a "school novel", good fare for its age group, but stylistically ordinary, imaginatively derivative, and ethically rather mean-spirited”.

This is my art. I made egg.

Gonna make this lil guy into a magnet- just gotta figure out resin 🫡

Blumhouse's New Co-Op Horror Game Sets Open Beta And Early Access Dates Players will get to try out Eyes of Hellfire before the new Blumhouse horror game hits early access near the end of August.

📣 NEWWWWWWWWS: Our Early Access release date has just been announced - Aug 27th - as well as our very shiny price pooooooooooooint.

Using Friend's Pass, just ONE person needs to buy the game, and the other four friends can play for free 😄

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Sorry, distracted what did you sign up as???

English run?

“I get it” tears. Everytime.

BREAKING NEWS: Local water sausage executes a flawless 360,493° ultra-zoom mega spin. Physicists baffled.

Our message to London 👇🏻

Genuinely is so easy to boycott Eurovision

A man in a green sweater and blue shirt drawing with crayons across three pictures. "Do you like to draw with crayons. I'm not very good at it but it doesn't matter"

A man in a green sweater and blue shirt drawing with crayons across three pictures. "It's the fun of doing it that's important. Now, I wouldn't have made that if I'd just thought about it."

A man in a green sweater and blue shirt drawing with crayons across three pictures. "No matter how anybody says it is. It feels good to have made something. The best thing is that each person's would be different."

A man in a green sweater and blue shirt drawing with crayons across three pictures. "In a way, you've already won in this world because you're the only one who can be you and that's the way it's supposed to be."

Fred Rodgers on the importance of making something even if other people don't think it's good had me crying this morning. Passing it along for anyone else that might need it.

There's a scene in the BBC Sherlock where Sherlock is explaining to Watson the reason why there is scratch marks around (Watson's sister's) phone usb port was because (she) was an alcoholic

As i try to plug in my usb to my phone i find my head yelling

"THERE ARE OTHER REASONS SHERLOCK!'

Four frames from the movie Glass Onion. “It’s so dumb.”it’s so dumb it’s brilliant!” “No! It’s just dumb!”

Every day I wake up to the news

no pain au chocolat, no gain au chocolat

Dating apps are a test of how low can you go 😫

Everyone who watched that movie as a child was chosen to be bisexual
I fear.

Three minute videos is great and all but I could already post one of the greatest internet videos of all time already

You invited me 😫

Well done babs!!! 🩵

You know when you’re at that stage of the night where you start taking selfies.
The cocktails in Helsinki are good!

@juliusgoat.bsky.social

Séamas O'Reilly: Appeasing the far-right won't placate them — they'll just want the next cruelty Their concerns are not about society, the economy or public safety, they’re an ever-moving target of fear and hatred that cannot be sated, it has to be challenged.

I wrote this on the most consistently terrible, and fatal, idea in centrist politics today. On Fanta, rebadging, and why attempting to win votes from fascists is morally disgusting and politically suicidal.

www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle-co...

Have so much fun!!!

sometimes I wish I could just email people back with:

"no"