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We all have that one homie who used to make you glow with a warm light but now you don’t even hug

Saw a bird in a tree call that #WomenInStem

Really evil stuff here

Kill Anything That Moves (The Real American War in Vietnam) by Nick Turse

“How’s unemployment treating you?” Well I’ve really taken to getting stoned and cracking open a book:

These days what I look forward to the most are: 1.) putting on my nice sweater, 2.) breaking in my new boots, and 3.) brushing my boots when I get back to my apartment…This Is 30

I bought myself a donegal wool sweater and the little flecks of color are so yay

Love Gene’s description of Finny. Envy, affection, admiration, and, well, you know :)

Finished reading A Separate Peace the other day and loved it. Picked it up kind of on a whim (and because the book fit into my inside jacket pocket) and the prose hooked me from the first page before I even realized it’s an “I’m Always Mad At My One Friend” / soft doppelgänger story (a la Ripley)

He’s Australian too…what if he’s the one

The apps are so funny. I just received a completely unprompted 20 second video of a man punching himself in the balls until he starts wincing in pain

Where’s the app for losers who are still kinda normal (me)

Downloaded Hinge and it’s making me feel crazy. Does this app just turn everyone into a gd dork or am I just not the target audience (unemployed)

This bunch of bananas is remarkably lacking in girth…

I can’t wait to get back to Chicago and watch Black Phone 2 in theaters

Devastating and accurate read here, extremely funny. Perhaps delusional to think I’d attract any eyes in the first place, but I took “[redacted] contributor” out of my Twitter bio because it’s a glowing red weakpoint

My life was over the moment I wasn’t born the son of a son of a glassblower

you can say anything you want online with no repercussions btw

I’m #winning tsa check in

is “hey man, it’s been a minute, how’ve you been?” too much to ask for

Can’t decide if I should be More or Less insane on this app

Screenshot of a notification that reads “Alex reacted 100 Emoji to you ‘I would love to be feminized for slaughter’”

the thing about poop is that it typically comes out of a butt

Zuckerberg has enlisted the help of dozens, perhaps hundreds, hirsute men with heaving, sweaty racks on his wretched platform “instagram” as part of his campaign of psychological warfare against me

It really psychologically affected me when Obama made Kal Penn’s character on House kill himself

people have suggested I become an English teacher but I don’t want to b/c I’m worried going to grad school will turn me straight (many such cases) and I can’t handle that pivot at this point in my life for many reasons including that, according to my friend, there’s “no kissing” in straight porn

YouTube video by Amanda Byers mascot engulfed vine

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