But actually Bob (Mobeena)

PSA: start taking your antihistamines now people!

So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.

An analogue for 'Don't start a land war in Asia' is 'Don't upset the Quakers.'

I mean, wtaf? I don't want to deal with my crap. I spent the best part of two decades trying to ignore it. What a waste of time that was

Turns out, getting older means actually having to deal with some of your crap.

Does anyone know of any task management software, like Motion, but not Motion? It's not secure enough for use in the workplace but I am desperate for something that will autoschedule tasks for my wonky brain so I don't have to do it. Thoughts? Suggestions? A way to do it with pen and paper?

The M&S Walnut Whips are a god level tier of chocolate. 10/10, no notes. I hear amazing things about their Everything bar, I think it's called?

Walnut whips though

The Name of the Rose but everyone is a muppet

Introduction to Making Medieval Manuscripts (Practice Based) This course introduces students to the complicated and messy processes of production through which pre-modern manuscripts were created. It offers a mixture of talks and practical sessions that give…

The “messy” course returns to London’s palaeography summer school, 8-12 June. A chance to make your own medieval manuscript. Places are limited so book now (tell your friends)! #medievalsky taught by the amazing @saracharles.bsky.social @stevelawesarts.bsky.social 👇🎨🫟
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Who’s going to #lilac26 this year?

Well, it’s pretty much my constant state of being, so let’s hope so.

Yay! Happy paperback publication day! I hope you are being suitably feted and adored

"Incident"

Man was armed to the teeth ready to kill.

Lindsay Hoyle, you messy, drama loving bitch, you.

The clue is in the title, my guys

I do not understand how so many men get booked to do talks for International Women's Day. Like, really? REALLY?

Every time I think the NYT can’t get worse they’re like “nah”

Fraiser: And how is your work going in Gotham, cousin Johnathan? What do you have there, is it a Batman or a Man-bat?

Scarecrow: We have both.

Niles: How exciting for you.

Happy birthday!

in the year of our goddamn lord 2026, are you fucking joking

Manx Independent: Pothole thwarts Dalek invasion.

At last, some positive pothole news.

Aaaaaaand, it’s Mandelson’s turn

Terminoncer 2: Judgment Day.

Next to his coronation, this must be the greatest day of his life. No love lost between those two...

there should be a ticky box on the holiday/illness work forms that is "SOME SHIT OCCURRED WITH THE ROYAL FAMILY AND I WAS DOING MY GOD-DAMNED DUTY BY PAYING ATTENTION"

thing is if we're going to have a royal family we should get the BENEFITS as well as the ANNOYING SHIT so this drop in productivity should be EXPECTED

MY EXACT WORDS