liss

Person: say, i am alive. Computer: I am alive. Person: oh my god.

I'm so fucking pissed off that they didn't call it the zapooder film

Having analyzed this frame by frame like the Zapruder film my verdict is the president did indeed have an Unidentified Ass Event at 0:34

Lovely how every time there's a big Epstein file dump we all feel like we have to relive all our teen girl sexual harassment/abuse trauma publicly because we've culturally memoryholed the horrors of 1970's-2000's "jailbait" shit

Yep

I am absolutely losing it over Kathryn Burgum and RFK Jr's faces after he shits himself so hard the cameraman tastes it

Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)

Chotiner shot that man right in the face with his own gun and he never heard the *click*.

gachiakuta asks the daring question of what if a broom could get really pissed off

Man on a local news street interview: The earth is a resort for like 500 rich people and the rest of us are just the staff.

This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.

I vaporized from secondhand embarrassment for the human race upon reading this tweet from the richest man. Please throw the cartoon bones I’ve left behind in the trash and try to forget I ever existed.

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible

It's near-white out conditions in Chicago as the snow comes down, and tonight's anti-ICE/CBP rally is wrapping up in front of city hall.

But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"

Calling up your Dem senators and thanking them for doing this is how you encourage them to hold the line, no matter how low your estimation of them is

“/pol/ was created after moot met with jeffrey epstein” is maybe the single most cursed true sentence I have ever had the displeasure of writing

If this is the same Peter Attia MD who was just revealed as one of Bari Weiss's big new additions to CBS News, he can just tell the stories about the "outrageous" life Jeffrey Epstein led on the Evening News.

Think of the ratings!

every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”

Elon...They scrubbed Trump from the files but not you. They're setting you up to take the fall! You gave them $300M and this is how they thank you. Next they're coming for your subsidiesss and contractsss

When I try to explain to people that investors are generally very, very stupid people this is what I mean.

Macaulay Culkin on Instagram. 😢

Screenshot of a Wall Street Journal opinion article titled “A Guaranteed Income Won’t Stop People From Wanting to Work,” by Abhijit V. Banerjee and Esther Duflo. A subheading says evidence from programs around the world suggests basic income does not make recipients lazier. Below the headline is a photo of several women sitting outdoors at a table working.

"Not only don't people work less when they are guaranteed an income, they might actually put in more effort at work. And the fact that they have more money to spend leads to the creation of more jobs."

Nobel Prize–winning economists Abhijit Banerjee and Esther Duflo

this is so fucking unhinged

NASTY

BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56

lol I got some dude in the replies of this thread defending him saying that the accusations against him are TERFy and fascist

man shut the fuck up we got real fascists in Minnesota right now y'all be out here just saying words like you learned to do from his fuckass purple prose huh

he literally did an interview in November of last year on how he writes women for fuck's sake.

"WE don't claim him" ok your claim or lack thereof of him doesn't MATTER when he can still sue the women who came forward into oblivion.

that's absolutely insane to me to pretend that he's been defanged and destroyed publicly when you can still buy all of his books at literally any bookstore and people still wax poetic about how important he is to them. like do we exist in the same reality?