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Matt Summers

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Author, Father, Husband and I.T. guy. On any given day, the highest priority of that list varies WIDELY.

40 Followers  |  31 Following  |  28 Posts  |  Joined: 05.12.2024  |  1.8322

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I'm the same. My dentist strongly suggested a mouthguard. Tried wearing it. Wife told me an hour after I went to sleep, I sat up in bed and sidearm threw it across the room.
Tried it again the following night. Nearly hit her with it that time.
No more mouth guards for me. :)

02.04.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a bit belated on my part, but hope it was a great birthday!!

01.04.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't care how old you are - having your dentist call and reschedule your appointment makes the little kid voice inside your head go "... yay!"

18.02.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Doesn't this look pretty? :D

www.facebook.com/share/p/15nG...

17.02.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Note to self. If you say you're wife's new tea is "not bad. Kinda tastes like that apple cinnamon candle you always burn", she will NOT take that as a compliment.

08.02.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Soup You Can Suck On: Introducing Progresso Soup Drops, the Ultimate Cold and Flu Season Comfort It’s Progresso Chicken Noodle Soup like you never expected β€” a convenient, on-the-go soup experience available this National Soup Month.

Welp, that's it. The final sign of the apocalypse. Hmm? Politics? No.

Chicken noodle-flavored lozenges.

www.generalmills.com/news/press-r...

22.01.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't care how refined your tastes get over the years. Sometime you just want a hot dog and Kraft Mac and Cheese

12.01.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

instructions unclear. Ate the gold necklace, now have midas touch and turned doughnuts into gold.

11.01.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

which part, just Rocky Horror in and of itself, or a version of Rocky Horror with Syl Stallone as Dr. Frank-N-Furter?

10.01.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can you name the only Rocky movie that doesn't star Sylvester Stallone?

...

Rocky Horror Picture Show, of course. :D

09.01.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well, SOMEONE is enjoying Christmas. :). She may be an old kitty but she just can't resist the siren call of wrapping paper.

25.12.2024 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Making curry for lunch and my wife decided to make Muddy Buddies (note - YUM)

This is... Quite a collection of smells.

22.12.2024 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Had a great morning in #zzz . Lost my 50/50 in my first 10pull, getting a 5star I didn't have yet. Got Miyabi in the next 60 pulls, snagged the free Harumasa, then lucked out and got Miyabi's WEngine to boot. Not every day I get 4 5stars in a single day. :D

18.12.2024 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Question.

Is it still considered losing Whamageddon if you hear "Last Christmas" by a different artist?

16.12.2024 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Person on TV : "you hoo!"
My daughter "... Big summer blowout!"

... And now we're watching Frozen. :)

14.12.2024 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I read manga for many reasons. I love the stories, differing viewpoints from parts of the world I've never visited, some of the various themes explored within, etc.

Also, scenes like this.

13.12.2024 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Matt, I can't find that shortcut you set up for me."

I put it on your desktop, I even showed you where it was last time I was in there.

"Oh, that's right."

*long pause*

"... which window is my desktop again?"

...

11.12.2024 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*logs into playstation* Huh, Beat Saber had an update. Might as well see what's new, since it's been a while.

... huh. They changed the background. Kinda cool... neat thunder/lightning effect.

... Wait. METALLICA pack?!

*fastest purchase east of the Mississippi*

11.12.2024 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm a big fan of isekai stories/manga/anime/etc, but one thing that always pulls me out of the immersion is when a character from the other world says something like "Where on Earth", "What on Earth," etc.

Almost universally, their world isn't called Earth. So this phrasing is nonsensical. :)

10.12.2024 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The feeling you get when you forget which Amazon account you're logged into, and accidentally order Christmas presents on your work account.

I can hear my boss now. "What the HECK is Cards Against Humanity?!?"

... uh... team... bonding exercises? yeah, that's it.

05.12.2024 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Always fun making a new Pinned post. For those curious or wanting to justify the "author" part of my name, here are my novel series.

The Dreamwalker series can be found here:
www.amazon.com/dp/B074CJPN54

And the War of the Lich series can be found here:
www.amazon.com/dp/B08XW88YR5

05.12.2024 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Me: Man, my tinnitus apparently outsourced to a new vendor. That obnoxious noise is 10 bazillion decibels louder today and it feels like someone stuffed cotton in both ears. Gonna be a fun day.

My friend: That sounds terrible.

Me: ...

Gotta love accidental puns.

05.12.2024 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a white couch sits in front of a window with grey curtains ALT: a white couch sits in front of a window with grey curtains
05.12.2024 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Heh, there's a flash from the past. :). You know, I still have copies saved of all the various artwork Net/the Editor showed up in.

05.12.2024 08:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.12.2024 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks! I can definitely go for the "chill" aspect of things. :)

05.12.2024 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welp. Hello, yet another site to use that I'll totally get lost on. :D Granted, I left Twitter a while ago - never used it and boy howdy did things get ugly in a hurry there.

No ugly here that I've seen so far. :)

05.12.2024 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

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