JKim

snakes leave behind whole skins. all manner of flying creatures, not just butterflies, do them one better, whole new selves from wriggling worms. rocks into gems. mystics die to the flesh to be reborn in the spirit. rebirth is the rule, not the stray exception, if we can grasp it

my most important opinion is that all regional pizzas are vital parts of the overall pizza ecosystem. you hate chicago deep dish? then you hate pizza. you hate provel cheese? you hate pizza. you hate little caesar? he is the emperor. show some respect. all pizza is canon

God, what have you done?
You're a WOKE MARXIST POPE
And you preach at the Vat
Oh Papa, I'm just having fun
On the balcony in my mitre
It's where I belong down at the

WOKE MARXIST POPE
I'm gonna keep on preaching at the
WOKE MARXIST POPE

new pope!

*crowd goes wild*

American pope!

*crowd boos*

woke for an American!

*crowd goes wild*

bad on protecting abusive priests!

*crowd boos*

hates JD Vance!

*crowd goes wild*

Chicago pope explaining that Chicagoans really eat tavern style pizza more often, still causing open revolt among cardinals

Papal Chicago Bulls

r/pics Join u/RecognitionLittle330 • 20h Luigi Mangione appears in New York State court [image of luigi in the bulletproof vest over dark green cable knit sweater & khakis, he is very handsome & surrounded by cops who all look like thumbs] mitchOacan • 19h This looks like a movie where they're guarding the last man with hair in the world

coming this holiday season

@samtrayter’s tweet “you see jd vences tweets and fully understand why his mom traded him for some perc 30s” but edited so it looks like it’s from the Pope’s official Twitter account

let's contemplate solidarity in the new year

*probably commercial, not residential even though people lived there. You get the idea

It is in fact very easy to not collapse residential buildings by simply not moving heavy machinery into them. This is not alien technology and anyone who can afford a garment factory can afford a building that doesn’t kill a thousand people

Did you honestly think that would be a useful, convincing analogy? You wouldn’t buy a ten million dollar car so therefore it’s fine for people to die at work?

Brother it is not that hard to make a building that doesn’t fall down

I mean, not really. Do you think your life is worth more than a Bangladeshi factory worker’s?

Easy, I don’t agree with you.

I love that this thing makes 8hp less than my honda fit

Leaving a shitty town blasting the mountain goats is truly the most extraordinary feeling in the world. Rest in peace beater camry 🫡

I of course rejoice that Henry Kissinger is finally being devoured by his father in Hell but I still ain’t doin this over on the bird app. It’s just immeasurably better here, I think I’m strictly-promotional over there at last

FOR THE UNION MAKES US STRONG!!

location of a store called a bodega in downtown chicago

the bodega in question, which looks pretty much just like one in new york city

checkmate new york

You should be allowed to do crimes if they're funny enough

Just the smuggest shot of him ever. I gotta respect the hustle.

I’ve seen enough, and I’m calling it: George Santos is unfortunately one of the greatest to ever do it. it’s in America’s best interests to let him cook

Heard rumblings on the other app that the new @themountaingoats.bsky.social album is heavily favored to win several Grammys

AND THE TAMPA BAY BUCS
...well I guess they can't make it all the way to January now

AND THE CHICAGO BEARS
WILL BEAT EVERY TEAM IN THE LEAGUE

Gimme dat

Visualize a General Strike