Jasdev Sekhon

@martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com won’t be happy…

Did that include light babysitting / child entertainment duties?

When did everyone agree to start talking about “acts of service” as our love language on dating apps? Did I miss the meeting?

Wait… for the purpose of my ongoing tally, does Nadine Dorries count as non-political? By my criteria, only active party representatives can count as belonging to that party, yet…

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@proton.me has been highlighting the US dependence of numerous European states’s corporations over the past few months.
And of course we saw how Microsoft revoked the account of the ICC’s Chief Prosecutor after the US places sanctions upon him.

Would it hurt you to be nice and say the translated title?” Stephen that translates to “The Bells of St Genevieve of the Mount of Paris”. You’re welcome!

I just heard this on BBC Radio 3:

Good morning to Stephen who says “Please, please, announce the music in English! I do not speak French! I’m an English licence fee payer. You have just announced the “La sonnerie de Sainte-Geneviève du Mont de Paris”...

Just casually passing through four outdoor stops on a London Underground line and, on one of the big three mobile networks, being unable to use any data whatsoever. Standard.

There's nothing quite like sleeping in [not your bed] to make you appreciate how phenomenal it is to sleep in your own bed again.

And they got the name of the scheme wrong?

Continuing my vendetta against users who post links to archive.today, archive.is, archive.md, or archive.ph in the replies to any journalist's posts! Have some tact for god's sake.

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And I'm a man with what I think are regular-size hands!
Until banking app updates ceased to support the latest version of iOS available on my iPhone 5S, I was perfectly content to live with that model forever.
Now forced to use an iPhone SE 2 w/o headphone jack

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"Hey Mister, could you go into the store and buy a carton of eggs for me? I'll give you the money!"

I thought this line was savage:
"Ferdinando Branca, chair of the International Society for Horticultural Science’s vegetable division, agrees: giant veg, he says, “is a curiosity” with a long history in Britain. “In Italy we pay much more attention to the taste.”"

I thought this line was savage:
"Ferdinando Branca, chair of the International Society for Horticultural Science’s vegetable division, agrees: giant veg, he says, “is a curiosity” with a long history in Britain. “In Italy we pay much more attention to the taste.”"

I suppose a duplicitous publicist could hoodwink producers by sending them AI generated music and generate listens on Spotify, right?

@cerysmatthews.bsky.social Hi Cerys, how do, or how will, you ensure that the music you play on your Monday night show is by humans?
Sounds silly, but so far today I've discovered three AI artists in my Spotify Discover Weekly playlist! Soul'd Out, Orion7, and Howlin Jackson. There may be more yet!

California Love - 1950's Soul Version

From the album art, I suspected this was AI, and the description of the song supports my suspicion...
open.spotify.com/track/30qEMr...

I just survived a day trip to Birmingham and lived to tell the tale!

The perfect advertisement for train travel; people joining at stations along the route, to join their friends already on the train, and gleefully catch up on life’s happenings.

As my parents often say, you can’t take it with you!

FIFA ≠ UEFA

What on earth does this have to do with a football match in the UK??

You're still on twitter because of the drip-drip of photos and videos of sumo wrestlers touring London, admit it.

Yeah boy!

Try asking them if they know her Padam Padam song that was viral one year ago!

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@codendahl.bsky.social I need your withering take on this Deutsche Bahn ad

www.instagram.com/reel/DPv95Nq...

So apparently starting in iOS 26 I can't block nuisance calls directly from the Phone app?
User-Centred Design, this isn't!

There’s still a solid reason to memorise at least one telephone number in my opinion; you get robbed and lose your phone and keys? Easy to borrow a phone and call your parent(s) or partner if you have their number memorised.