SO'S YOUR WIFE. wait.
08.03.2026 02:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0SO'S YOUR WIFE. wait.
08.03.2026 02:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh it's okay, it's fine, we're all fine here. (I told a writer I bought their book and they re- uh, re-skeeted? - whatever, they reposted it. Oh damn, now I have to actually read it.........)
08.03.2026 00:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Me logging into bsky most of the time: "Aw, 2 notifs! My friends still like me."
Me right now: "24?! what the fuck did I do where is my bunker"
a paperback book, titled "THE STAIRCASE IN THE WOODS" by Chuck Wendig. The cover image shows a spiral staircase among trees with a bird perched halfway up.
My paperback copy arrived yesterday. :D
07.03.2026 23:36 β π 31 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I've still never seen a raccoon outside of Pocahontas and GotG. One of my life goals.
07.03.2026 22:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0... that Machoke in Red/Blue wasn't just kept around for its strength, I just realised.
07.03.2026 21:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Possibly! The way you described it just made me think of the first time I heard a fox shriek. idk if it's their mating sound or what, but it was very disturbing at 2am.
07.03.2026 21:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0In my experience, it's a fox. Are there foxes in that area?
07.03.2026 21:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I can't, you don't support the ps3 app anymore, sob. (It's okay, I have other totally legal sources.)
07.03.2026 20:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0not unique to proton. other vpn providers accept mailed cash as well. it's a risk like your grandma sending a birthday card with money inside.
07.03.2026 20:19 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Your brain and data may be in the internet, a world that is both everywhere and nowhere. But your ass is still firmly planted in the jurisdiction of somebody's courts. And police.
Proton is correct. The odds of you finding a company that won't comply with its local police are basically zero.
KotH is actually background noise while I read "The End Of The World As We Know It", an anthology of stories based on The Stand. Very cheerful.
07.03.2026 17:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Vanilla vodka, diet Coke, King of the Hill. The Saturday party life of djcati.
07.03.2026 17:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Went out to brunch and my parents had a bunch of stuff they were taking to charity shops, so I rescued our old 90s Risk game. I haven't played since I was 10 (and I doubt that was by the real rules).
07.03.2026 14:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Calypso zoomed into the bedroom right as I stretched out my leg. I didn't mean to kick you!
07.03.2026 09:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0garlic bread for breakfast y/n
07.03.2026 06:05 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nah, you've been pretty vague afaik, and I'm not too bothered about spoilers anyway. But yeah, it's fun so far! I'm terrible at building units tho.
06.03.2026 13:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Eh, I don't trust the way it smells. Ready meal dinner it is, alas.
06.03.2026 13:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fingers crossed the chicken in my fridge is still good. Otherwise it'll be a frozen ready meal for dinner tonight.
06.03.2026 08:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0jsyk, all your posting reminded me that I've had Unicorn Overlord sitting on my PS5 for months so I finally started it a couple days ago. I'll let you know if I ever make it to the final battle myself.
06.03.2026 07:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Forgot I only ate one bar of a mini Twix last night. Bonus snack.
05.03.2026 11:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh dear. Bro was supposed to be coming home for a visit this week but his flight goes via Dubai, so...
05.03.2026 02:55 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Surprise visit from sister and nephew when dad came to drop stuff off! Calypso wasn't sure what to make of the tiny human.
04.03.2026 13:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When I first learnt about Fire Red/Leaf Green costing so much on Switch I scoffed, but damn it, I'm already tempted.
04.03.2026 06:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0heck yeah, s10 club represent.
03.03.2026 22:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oops, I left a tissue in one of my pockets when doing laundry.
03.03.2026 13:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When my cat's having a bath, I hold my hand out so she can give me a bath too. Bonding.
03.03.2026 02:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I seem to have misplaced one of my Digimon Bluray discs. I was watching it last week but it's not in the case or any Bluray drive in my flat. Diaboromon has clearly stolen it.
02.03.2026 23:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
ME: pack a bag, weβre flying to kansas
MY WAYWARD SON: what kind of bag
Minestrone soup for breakfast. I'm normal.
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