Oddly alluring fish

Do it! Join The Transition™ and maybe you’ll even get to be a part of building the new World Woke Centers³

Old Star Wars meme of Palatine saying “Ironic”

This summarizes my feelings so perfectly today.

Wow, the Covid vaccine makes boob growth pains soooo much worse. Ouch
Or… Do they actually increase boob growth?

I need more vaccines.

Leave the wheelie boys alone! 😭

Go to Rintaro and have the Hojicha Panna Cotta, it might change your mind!

My cis voice training coach keeps referring “going into the basement” when I make deeper and darker sounds. But every time all I can think is, “I wish I could go to the basement… They would totally fix me there.”

When this comes out you HAVE to check in on your millennial trans women friends and remind them to hydrate

Omg what shop does Robogirls programming and how do I work there?
They only let me program CNC Robodrills here 🥲

I haven’t watched Hunter x Hunter in over 10 years and today I felt randomly compelled to watch the final Gon and Neferpitou fight episode.
Then you post this.
Silly synchronicity…

Oh no! What a rude return…
Im acrually in one of the on call groups for this week. Hopefully they find other people to sacrifice and you can escape 🤞

Purple motorcycle tank grip stickers with 450 SRS written on them

Loving the new tank grips for my motorcycle.
Kind of jealous she got the operation before me but I’m so happy for it!

The 3am yogurt binge saga strikes again.
Estrogen is crazy….

Waking up at 2:30am with an insatiable hunger for yogurt. I ate almost the whole container before my body would let me sleep.
What is happeninggggg

Yesterday I upped the dose on my shot, and oh my god, I have never been a bigger ditz. I made so many mistakes…

🤯
“Too many doses, and I'm starting to get an attraction”

I’d be the opposite, never able to poop again… Would have to stay forever vigilant of those wasps.

I think E is telling me I need that High Fructose 🌽 Syrup
No matter what I did, everything was so dismal. But a few Reese’s cups later and the world isn’t nearly as dark 🤔

There’s nothing more rewarding than frantically dashing around the map and exploding in everyone’s face.

Dreaming I was on a space station, Xenomorphs and Facehuggers were killing everyone on board.
When I was finally cornered, they offered to kill me however I wanted before the Chestburster ruptured through my sternum.
My first thought was, “OMG they’re so thoughtful, do they like me?” 🤭