Great Kalemity

Sheik: “It is I, the Princess of Hyrule, Zelda”

8 year old me:

listen bitch, of course i know there's a no show fee, im the one who no showed

In homage to The Wizard of Oz, casting directors for Wicked: For Good initially wanted to cast Judy Garlands great granddaughter, Merrick Garland, as Dorothy before learning he was old, a man, and not related to Judy Garland.

UPDATE:
Wicked Part 2’s officially title has been changed to “Wicked: For Good”, as the original title of Wicked: nana, FOR GOODness sake, where are those cufflinks?” was deemed “too long”.

Wicked makes history with an on-screen FIRST!!!

The only documented scenario of a piano being played via rear-end during an extramarital affair.

CONFIRMED: Bubble was CGI.

Nevermind this. Ignore it. I accidentally combined it with Oppenheimer

For those of you who are confused, remember the only reason Elphaba struggles to control her power, is because the woman playing with her in the real world is an actual witch.

Then all a sudden it's "smart" and "sharp"?

Cause (and if you blink, you miss it) she told Bowen Yang and Rebel Wilson that she hated it.

Theory: I believe Galinda was lying about thinking the hat was cool.

Did you guys know that Idina Menzel and Kristen Chenoweth from the Wicked film, both had cameos in the Broadway musical?

Did anyone else catch the easter egg of Elphaba being green just like the witch was in The Wizard of Oz?

A very first world problem to have is an actual grandma named Carol, cause when I reference her, people think I’m talking generically but no, her name is forreal Carol and she’s batshit crazy, this is not a drill, Barbara.

Girl, already?

Mascarpone is such a fun word to say

Having to wait another year for this fashion masterpiece is a travesty.

Flying on a plane is just mailing yourself somewhere.

Madame Morrible is probably the most unhinged, on accounta of all animals I think should NOT have wings, it’s monkeys.

Navigating the existential dread all by yourself, handsome?

Poll: is mewtwo a little bit unexplainably sexy?

mental health break? you bet it did

I was sposed to use my hairspray, but I forgot to aquanet me

I hope this email finds you releasing your inhibitions and feeling the rain on your skin

Fact: Sunglasses are homosexual. They belong to us.

The fact they didn’t call the Mac Studio “The Big Mac” is a waste

Cashier: “would you like to donate a dollar for the children at St. Jude?”

Me: “who they vote for?”

Go to the gym? The place that married receptionist Pam?

I was sposed to see Dunaway, but Faye forgot to come and get me

Deleting twitter and joining Bluesky to Chromatica II into 911