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guysssss tachycardia is fucking fun oh my goodddddd i love feeling like im not breathing an appropriate amount and then getting a racing heart and adrenaline dump from panic slaaaaaayyyyy

The Pitt #ThePitt

BRUH…..heartbreaking

ive been getting calls/texts from a local county jail for two days from an inmate that i don’t know trying to talk to me. i was gonna pay the 20 cents to tell him im not the person he’s looking for but then i looked at his charges and one was sexual misconduct w a minor, so he can waste his time

im gonna try texting one more time and be real straightforward, i don’t wanna sound like a bitch but im also not sure why she doesn’t understand. dementia? didn’t actually read the message, just a boomer?

oh yeah just spending my christmas morning blocking an old lady who thinks im her son!! i wish i could talk to the jennifer that said her son could come over at 4 bc “mother” as she calls herself is struggling with her phone it seems.

Me: I will just relax for a few minutes by playing a mindless game on my phone

Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble

i get secondhand embarrassment so easily, it’s been a hard watch. the audience reactions to the hosts is uncomfortable.

maybe it’s just like the humor doesn’t translate to irl but like these people LIVE STREAM so???

like am i missing something lol it just feels so awkward and weird

everyone is wasted and the jokes are unfortunately not hitting

im trying to watch streamer awards and idk what i was expecting but i am so uncomfortable lmao

like yes thank you for bringing me my dinner but also the only thing making me eat that dinner was having the side of the sweet treat

y’all ever order dinner, but you’re like only looking forward to the sweet treat that you added and then the only thing missing from your order is the sweet treat? cause that’s happened to me at least 3 times and tonight’s was my last straw

I have news…that place where you got food poisoning is probably not where you got the food poisoning.

Time between exposure and symptoms:

Campylobacter: 2-6 days
E. coli: 2-5 days
Salmonella: 6 hrs-6 days
Norovirus: 12-48 hrs
Shigella: 1-3 days
Staph aureus: fast
Listeria: 9-48 hrs

like some scenes im like “wow this is so good and well written” and then others im like “uhh okay”

im watching the edge of sleep and i keep going back and forth on whether it’s good or bad lmao

sorry i have a pathological need for fairness! i’ll try to stop!!

Suing Kendrick for having a superior diss track is something Kendrick would say Drake does in a diss track

using my first post to say: i think it’s wild twitch doesn’t have a better liked channels list.

i want to follow everyone but i also want to be able to have my current top 3~ always pinned so i don’t have to search my list or manually input the link