JaySpaceCity

Looking at like… Captain Syrup or smth:

“Damn girl, you shit with that ass?”

I’d tell the people who call you “unprofessional,” to touch some grass, but I’d rather they didn’t. I don’t want them infecting my grass with their stupidity.

(Stole that joke from a Youtuber)

''Ermmm it's unprofessional to talk about ''politics'', you'll lose followers!''

Oh shit my bad, here let me say this instead-
Fuck ICE
Fuck MAGA
Free Palestine
Trans rights
Black lives matter

I could give two fucks if people unfollow, i'm not here to surround myself by bigots.

As much as the Impostor “shh” is funny, I can’t betray the objectively best emote in the game:

Hat Kid Smug Dance.

I feel like there were better methods.

How is it though?

WHY WOULD YOU BUY ONE?! ARE YOU MASOCHISTIC??

PSA for drivers out there: if there are signs telling you not to turn the wrong way into a one-way street under construction, THEN FOLLOW WHAT THE SIGN SAYS!!!

I had to call 911 on some ignorant truck driver for that reason! These traffic signs are here for a fucking reason!

Ah, okay.

Regardless, my comment on the 2,000 card deck still stands.

Also, if we limited it to one card, we couldn’t get such iconic scenes as

DRAW!!! MONSTER CARD!!!
DRAW!!! MONSTER CARD!!!
DRAW!!! MONSTER CARD!!!
DRAW!!! MONSTER CARD!!!
DRAW!!! MONSTER CARD!!!
DRAW!!! MONSTER CARD!!!
DRAW!!! MONSTER CARD!!!

Fun fact, there was someone who brought in a deck consisting of thousands of cards to a tournament. Their whole intent was to take as long as possible. That’s why decks have an upper limit of 60 cards now.

Seems like you needed that weekend break.

Give them more reasons.

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

One of them’s gotta be Pokérus, right? We need documented info from a reliable source such as Emile Chuggaaconroy!

An artist just had Batman killing Nazi ICE people too.
DANIEL WARREN JOHNSON.
Boss.

Ghost Rider on his motorcycle dragging one ICE agent along the ground and forcing his head to the pavement while he holds a second ICE agent by the neck. Text reads: FUCK ICE

Ghost Rider on his motorcycle dragging one ICE agent along the ground and forcing his head to the pavement while he holds a second ICE agent by the neck. Text reads: “THE RIDER APPEARED FLYING DOWN THE STREET AT 90 MPH, GRABBING THE AGENT BY THE NECK. THE SOUND OF HIS SPINE SNAPPING COULD BE HEARD DOWN THE BLOCK. OLIC THE SECOND GUY... THE RIDER PRESSED HIS HEAD INTO THE STREET, GRINDING IT DOWN LIKE A BELT SANDER. THEY FOUND HIM A MILE DOWN THE ROAD, JUST HALF THE HELMET LEFT, AND WHAT WAS INSIDE WASN'T PRETTY. THE RIDER MAY HAVE BEEN A DEMON FROM HELL, BUT THAT NIGHT HE WAS A VENGEFUL ANGEL."

Wolverine stabbing an ICE agent through the skull and another ICE agent through the chest.

FCKICE

Alpharad made a video on it a long time ago.

Fuck ICE. Absolute dickless ghouls.

It is.

And I thought CHUGGA could nerd out!

She Silk on my Song till I Hornet

Oh I’m ecstatic for that!

If Yugi from Yu-Gi-Oh ever got into Smash, would this be his grab?

Is “Fire Chris Pratt” the name of an actor or a demand to Nintendo?

I can’t blame them either. To an outsider, it probably sounds like the most “Sonic is in Smash Melee,” “Mew is under the truck,” “L Is Real” type playground myth ever.

I have a friend who isn’t ALL that into Pokemon. Like, they know some of the types, some of the mons, but they’re still learning new stuff. It’s been fun watching them learn. They thought Pokérus was something I made up or found in a ROM hack when I told them I caught a Zubat with it.

Or Pokérus!
God, I hope it’s Pokérus. I know people who don’t believe me when I tell them about it and I need documented evidence.