Dr. Chili

this is a beautiful color on you

Feeling like I'll "never find the right one" in such an aggressive way right now and it totally ruined the Pokopia release for me.

Bluntly, I need so much love and kisses right now. I had someone love bomb me for a month in ways I've NEVER been treated before. Called me darling and babe and told me they were so excited to see me this weekend then 20 minutes later break things off because "their heart wasn't in it". Help please.

No one knows what they’re doing and no one feels “their age”. Those are the 2 that get me to snap back to reality. And when all else fails, fake it until you believe it.

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This made me laugh so hard

Calling people. Making them call you back. Then answering by saying “What?”

Who gave you this number!?

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I think I deserve recognition by my place of work for how quickly I respond to emails 🏆

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ITCHY IS HEALING!!

Ill keep an ear and eye out

I dont think it brings the vibe down. I’m sorry to hear about your dad but happy to hear your partner was there for you. Thats quite beautiful

There’s only one way to find out..

Been thinking about you today! I hope youre taking it easy 🫂 (id imagine a hug would feel VERY uncomfortable right now..)

I saw one onetime that, in the same font, said “Made you look. Black lives matter”. I think we should rebrand in that direction

When did Bluesky add a drafts section?! FINALLY! Now how about that edit button...

🫂🫂🫂 he looks like a very good boy. You can tell how loved he is just by looking at his face

ITS GOING TO GO GREAT

“Well it’s me Kevin Costner”

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You are not alone in those feelings💛. Lots of people love you, and they don’t have to - but they do. I hope you get your clarity back soon because I have a feeling that deep down you know you’re awesome. Nothing wrong with a little pity party here and there though.

I’d believe it.

Oh my gosh, im so sorry! I hope you are getting a lot of rest and taking all the time in the world for yourself.

“You lied!!!!”

Email from Planet Fitness telling me about available perks. A FREE KNIFE is available with a Hello Fresh subscription. Underneath that is their, motto?, which is “WE’RE ALL STRONG ON THIS PLANET”. Very menacing morning for this big dog.

So it’s come to this…

The queen of reality tv as far as i'm concerned

We had sometime similar. It was called Discovery Zone. The air was hot, smelled like feet, and occasionally farts 🧡 Core memories.

One time, I was at a fancy suburban white people party, and a lady wasn't having the music, so she kept asking the DJ to play something more fun "like Morrissey".