Dr. Chili

Every Halloween I try to find a costume that I can repurpose in some way. I'm going to be tiny Michael Myers this year (5'1"). Guess who is going to be in that blue utility jumpsuit all winter long...

Orange cat upside down, and he's a very bad boy.

Tito

Teento
(Very) Bad boy
Naughty boy
Dewey
Cheeseburger

Ooo this hurts me

In high school, I made an in class friend in chemistry, and our relationship was only quoting flavor of love to each other. DAMN does Tiffany Pollard know how to make good reality tv.

itty bitty feeties

We thought Dolly was dying for 12 hours and the internet was ready to FOLD

Shaney!!!

This is what I immediately imagined

But days off when I can sleep in… that’s the dream right there.

Loooooove being chilly. Although its going to be even harder to get out of bed in the morning with all the snuggling up in the blankets that I’m about to be doing

Cats.

did he reveal them like a flasher?

Look at this fuck boy 🖕

Orange cat with it's butt in the air but making eye contact.

I have a #1 perpetrator of that shit too.

Happy Belated Birthday!!!!!!!!!🎉 I hope your day was perfect!

💛💛💛💛💛💛💛!!!!

WOAAH!!!

Niiiiiiiiceeee slides @ajaroferic.bsky.social

🙄 someone always has to spoil the fun.

Either way. This made me smile so big. I hope you are so full of pride in yourself because you should be 💛💛 (FUCKBODYACNE!)

Well first off, CONGRATS LETS GOOOO! Everyone's experience is different of course, but when I lost 30 pounds I didn't really notice either. Not until I'd see pictures of myself from other people. Maybe since it happens so progressively that you see it at a microscopic level day by day?

One time-i had to take antibiotics. I shit out ALL DAY. And I just remember crrrrying because i didnt want to wipe anymore lol

You better grab yourself a gatorade or pedialyte , ya lil’ wet butt.

Ugh, this was me Monday. Sending healing vibes. 💛

Ebenezer

Poopies ARENT piling up BY THE WAY

the ended so wholesomely 💛

Hope you're feeling much better today!!

I'd have to see a picture (baiting)

My neighbor is mowing his lawn while on the phone, and he’s saying “HUH?!” Over and over.