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the pickles and the other minor league once a year gear is solid

all my caps I wear on the regular are off shoot, minor league etc

I don’t want an Emeralds hat, I want Exploding Whales hat

also im 100% boutta ask for some skinny cargos in flecktarn for xmas

I think flecktarn is gonna have a moment

i’m generally 9mos ahead on patterns. trust

also the Heer just moved away from it so it’s immediately nostalgia pilled

why are all the Eugene Exploding Whales hats kinda mid

don’t they know this is quite literally my thing

ok…I spent too much time getting here, but

Headline:

Bro Bears Buckshot Backshot Born by Barker

even a line in the sand for the looney tunes

ibuprofen literally reduces fever in children

There were literally congressional hearings where whistleblowers in the insurance industry cried while discussing being forced by superiors to repeatedly illegally deny payment for lifesaving care in the run up to the passage of the ACA. That’s what republicans want us to return to.

There’s also almost certainly tape of him saying the n word on the set of the Apprentice somewhere, also being hidden by pedo protectors

ok there it is

FINALLY

whats for lunch?

(making fresh cornbread later to go with last nights chili for dinner tonight)

Nickel D for Nurgle PAWWWWLLLLL

ok The Highwaymen poster rules

yikes man

this guy was nominated by trump to be ambassador to turkiye

dont say it
dont say it
dont say it

...really needed this rain...

Here's what we all agree to - when you talk to your Uncle Trey or your Meemaw from now on, the only response to anything about politics is "I just can't support a guy who raped children." No matter what he says or does, that's the only point to make.

isnt it transparency when we try to quid pro quo or extort a member of congress in the situation room then tell you we're not going to give you the details of the quid pro quo or extortion? isnt that transparency?

just google "John Mcafee hammock"

and not to kink shame...but the antivirus guy had some real...kinks

Probably because it's too good

theyre gonna quid pro quo the fuck out of those phone calls

hope someone is smart enough to record them, or at least put it on speakerphone with witnesses in the room

we have to hold out hope that the judiciary can enforce this

Cummings: "I'm gonna order those folks released by no later than noon on Friday."

i honestly have a feeling so many companies/corps/etc are just feeding stuff into LLM/AIs and just publishing what it puts out without proofing.

ive seen so many basic math whoopsies of late that make no sense

this kid things it’s so frickin funny after bath to take his clean ass cheeks and go put them on the walls in his room ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

will make some cornbread tomorrow to go with it. didnt have time or energy tonight

southwest chili night

fuck grocery stores man

I have to DL a fucking app to get the discounts now. a phone number doesn’t work anymore

told ya

they’d work to reopen the govt but it’s this administrations explicit goal to give zero benefits to anyone and it doesn’t matter if children starve

say it with me: recession