Peace Treaty
When I step naked into my shower, / I find, staring down at me,
Peace Treaty
AE Hines
El Retiro, Colombia
When I step naked into my shower,
I find, staring down at me,
its eight dark eyes peering over
the silver lip of the sprayer, a tarantula
the size of a bar of soap.
Thereβs a reason we tap out our shoes,
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05.03.2026 14:01 β
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Could a tiger
A toothsome tiger
Crack open a bottle
Of beer
With their teeth
Leaving a deep
(And neat)
Indent
In the cap
Without hurting their teeth
Or the beer
05.03.2026 14:34 β
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THAT SOUNDS GREAT! (We all had grilled cheese sandwiches and soup and said, βThis is like a commercial!β π!βbut YES, I think we need cocoa, too!) THANKS! π!
23.02.2026 20:04 β
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AWWW, THANKS, Lynne! πβ€οΈ!
23.02.2026 20:02 β
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πβ€οΈ! I think maybe folks around here would be more joyous like you if ours was short-lived, too! (All our snow from the LAST storm hadnβt even melted yetβand we just got 14 MORE inches! π³π«π!) But Iβm so happy youβre having funβlove the spirit, Lynne!
23.02.2026 19:39 β
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SNOW-SNOW-#SNOW!
But from a kidβs perspective, itβs like A BUTT-TON of Play-Doh just fell from the sky!
Happy sculpting, little artists!
βοΈβοΈβοΈ!
23.02.2026 19:15 β
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HOORAY π and THANKS, @jade1313.bsky.social! ππ! SO HAPPY you enjoyed our βοΈMONSTER OG: OG RESCUES BOPβοΈ! We (@eliopictures.bsky.social, the @simonkids.bsky.social gang, & I) are having SO MUCH FUN with OG! MORE MONSTER OG on the way! #kidlit
20.02.2026 01:07 β
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π΄π΄π΄: We are the wild horses.
And we just want to say,
That if we really wanted to,
We COULD keep you away.
14.02.2026 00:00 β
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Everything was more real. Social media used to feel like an after-school club where we could all just sit around and go, βYou β€οΈ books? I β€οΈ BOOKS, TOO! SQUEE!β and generally geek out together. Now you canβt even say the word βbookβ without getting 4 billion fake book marketing repliesβor worse. π’!
13.02.2026 18:00 β
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βοΈπβοΈ!
13.02.2026 17:45 β
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Anal glands moral support.
π³ππππ!
13.02.2026 17:40 β
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π! I am, too! Like, what could they be there for? (Gunky ears? Thatβs like, the only Devon thing I DONβT miss! More wax than a candle factory! π!)
13.02.2026 17:28 β
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My Dungeons & Dragons Bobby and Uni dollsβI mean, COLLECTIBLES.
Riding into the weekend like:
13.02.2026 17:26 β
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WELL, NOW I WANT ANOTHER ONE, DEV! π«πβ€οΈπ±!
11.02.2026 21:15 β
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In the gardenerβs hand,
The watering can
Looked up at the raincloud
And said,
βYOUR TURN!β
06.02.2026 17:18 β
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Thanks, old chap! ππ!
06.02.2026 16:38 β
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When you read a short story thatβs SO BRILLIANT, you momentarily get a British accent:
βI say, βWELL DONE!ββ
π³π
!
βI mean, um, nice job.β
06.02.2026 16:20 β
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Homemade cheesecake with a crack in the center, and paper-and-Sharpie eyeballs placed above the crack to create a smiley face, as the cheesecake appears to be bemused by its existence. Or calorie count.
If your homemade cheesecake cracks, HAVE FUN WITH IT! π!
06.02.2026 15:57 β
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Itβs SO COLD, the Sani-wipes I leave in my car FROZE into a brick!
A Sani-brick!
I guess I could just THROW IT at germs! π!
01.02.2026 18:52 β
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πππ!
01.02.2026 14:34 β
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π½πΎπ½πΎπ½πΎ: βYES!β
ME: βNO!β
I like to go against the grain.
01.02.2026 14:20 β
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Monte Cristo sandwich sprinkled with powdered sugar.
Snow day so we made Monte Cristo sandwiches!
(They look like they got snowed on, too! π!)
26.01.2026 06:07 β
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Well, this was a nice surprise. Kirkus gave this a star. βοΈ I TOLD A LITTLE LIE is out in the spring. My debut illustrator picture book. π
08.01.2026 01:13 β
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YIPPEE, Elio! π! CANβT WAIT for everyone to see our:
βοΈMONSTER OG #3: OG RESCUES BOP!βοΈ
Your illys are ADORABLE and HILARIOUS (as always! π!), and Iβm hoping all will β€οΈ our funny lβil #STEM /kindness rhyming story like we do! GO, OG, GO! #kidlit #coverreveal @simonandschuster.bsky.social
16.01.2026 16:07 β
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πβ¨ Tiny book cover reveal! Coming later this year from Simon & Schuster, Monster OG book THREE! Thank you @amedyckman.bsky.social , @sarahpaintsnature, @andreabrownlit.bsky.social , and @jenrofe.bsky.social #kidlitart
15.01.2026 20:53 β
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π! I got the haircut yesterday, but still no doggo. (Allergies are THE WORST! Iβd have an entire PACK if I wasnβt allergic. Just Ame and her 39 dogs, walking to the libraryβ¦ πβ€οΈπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆπΆ!)
16.01.2026 15:59 β
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Pick? I see one puppy, and one Alternative Mode of Transportation.
ππππ!
(Seriously, I β€οΈ Great Danes! Just big SWEETIES!)
16.01.2026 15:57 β
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SOPHIEβS SQUASH is and will always be one of THE BEST picture books of ALL TIME, and Iβll fight anybody who dares to say otherwise!
(Which is, um, highly unlikely to happen. 1. Iβm a pacifist. And 2. EVERYBODY β€οΈs SOPHIEβS SQUASH! Itβs just fun to imagine a bar fight over picture books, tho. π!)
16.01.2026 15:55 β
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AWWW, SHUCKS and backatcha, Pat, mβfriend! Iβm constantly WOWed by YOU! π! CHEERS to you and team on your new πβitβs a GOOD ONE! βοΈπβ€οΈβοΈ!
16.01.2026 15:53 β
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