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"annoying woke twat" fresh shite: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ahmxpqmwql6cdadznduflgot/feed/aaad54gcxcjro polished turds: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ahmxpqmwql6cdadznduflgot/feed/aaaciatrdxzmm County Galway 🇮🇪
die hard is NOT a christmas movie...
25.12.2025 13:08 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0die hard is a black friday movie...
28.11.2025 13:59 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1die hard is a thanksgiving movie...
27.11.2025 07:22 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
die hard is a bonfire night movie...
(in the UK)
die hard is a halloween movie...
31.10.2025 16:02 — 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1if you liked that wait until you hear how he got his chocolate chute filled to the brim with gloop...
28.09.2025 02:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🫂
14.09.2025 23:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0be the reason mall santa "needs a minute", before the next person sits in his lap
10.09.2025 16:14 — 👍 22 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0your pornstar name is just your mum's name
12.09.2025 19:58 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0"oh yeah? well how about you 'everlasting gobstopper' on these you fucking weirdo" charlie said, stuffing another oompa loompa bollock into wonka's mouth...
12.09.2025 11:26 — 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0🫦
12.09.2025 07:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0👋 🧀
11.09.2025 16:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🫂
06.09.2025 04:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0let’s flood the house with carbon monoxide, make love, pass out sex-drunk & call it a life
06.09.2025 02:22 — 👍 96 🔁 37 💬 8 📌 0Actually, how even did Gwyneth Paltrow get away with selling that candle? Like if there was a Robert DeNiro candle called, “This Smells Like My Penis” it would be borderline sex offense.
06.09.2025 03:14 — 👍 83 🔁 11 💬 9 📌 1But have you tried a comically large sandwich about it?
06.09.2025 03:38 — 👍 41 🔁 19 💬 3 📌 0I got filter straws for the apocalypse so who wants to come over and drink the creek water behind my house with me to see if they work
06.09.2025 01:18 — 👍 350 🔁 88 💬 27 📌 1In my experience you should shut the fuck up
06.09.2025 00:19 — 👍 41 🔁 15 💬 3 📌 0die hard is a labour day movie...
01.09.2025 06:33 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1float like poop in a hot tub, sting like wasabi in your lube...
31.08.2025 10:06 — 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
View from behind of a guy in a hard hat and hi-viz vest that has "Manhole Assessor" written on the back
Here to judge the skeets
30.08.2025 23:47 — 👍 179 🔁 42 💬 0 📌 0the story about pinocchio's nose growing longer was all a lie
31.08.2025 00:07 — 👍 18 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 1
I’m wearing lots and lots of clothes
-me flirting
worm in my apple, thought of you
31.08.2025 01:35 — 👍 58 🔁 23 💬 2 📌 0Not to brag but I haven’t acted like a psycho once today
30.08.2025 19:06 — 👍 159 🔁 65 💬 9 📌 1