Aces and Cakes

And here we see Stovey in their natural habitat.
They are currently high as fuck and just be a silly lil goof.
But be careful, while cute a stovey is a dangerous creature as they posses the venom known as likes.

A correct take, with the addition a watermelon mojito as a wonderful beverage for the heat. Or watermelon lemonade , that is also s tier.

Sorry to say, that was me, I was modifying some source code in preparation for earth 2.0 and accidently flipped a 0 and a 1.
It made the idiots so angry though that I am leaving it in for next release.

-God(They/Them)

Rolls royce stretch limo

Soccer mom apocalypse suv with bullet proof glass, pepper spray system and a loud speaker.

What you except the the villains to arrive in, VS what they are actually arriving in.

Whatcha gonna do, when Kairimania runs wild on you!

wait I thought home was stored in the heart, cum is stored in the brain.

A kill squad has been dispatched to your location. Please wait patiently, you have become to large of a threat to ignore.

Imagine, just for the sake of argument, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor, hypothetically, and let’s say I can't help but to hear, no, I simply cannot help but to hear an exchanging of words

See I used to go that route but I decided to save on plastic long term by having a guest epilator. It also doubles as an excellent interrogation tool for when those pesky agents try to bug my compound.

The government should pay me to touch grass.

I am now tempted to make some sorta 12 cheese abomination, if only to make a point.

Promt the ai into announcing it will be hosting a democratic election in south America.

Stovey apologia:
It is true, I did do the terrible things with which you accuse me, but I contend instead that society made me do them, but I have grown and learned as an ind in the past 10 minutes of being chased by an angry mob. I am truly sorry for the horrors I created, it won't happen again.

I am alway happy to see lehere posting in the wild. I also made a reference to him on the skyline today.

we got the bomb and that was good,
Cause we love peace and motherhood
Then Russia got the bomb, that's O.K
Cause the balance of power's maintained that way! Who's next!

Then trans got the bomb, but that's just fine! They can't wipe us out for at least four years!

If you see the eternal seas of madness and suffering for more than 4 hours please call your local necromancer.

I am pouring the shit that makes the frogs gay into the water supply, not to make more queers but in the hope that it will make even one man take body hygiene seriously.

If Britain has a billion haters, then I am one of them. If Britain has ten haters, then I am one of them. If Britain has only one hater then that is me. If Britain has no Haters, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Britain, then I am can die happy.

Even a high schooler would take more pride in their creation than this.
They also generally create safer robots than musk as well. ( FRC was awesome)

The 1000 richest people get a free mandatory trip.

Alternatively, every post has a 1/100 chance of freezing the servers for 5 minutes. (Wait I am hearing now that this is already a feature)

As per my last email and in reference to corporate guidelines....
Translation: Meet me outside. I am going to educate you.

To be fair, taking that job and woopsy didn't read the labor contract we were signing and gave the unions a 50% raise lol would be funny.

ⓘ This product can expose you to chemicals including arsenic, which is known to the State of California to cause cancer. For more information, go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.

I love corporate speak, any ways let's circle back to this next week when we have had some time to synergize an equitable solution to this issue!

That's the fun part this is basically woops our bad for upsetting you post.
Followed by a more to follow statement with no actual stance on the issue.