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13 Followers  |  34 Following  |  4 Posts  |  Joined: 20.11.2024  |  1.484

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Wished Upon
- stars
- wells
- Christmas lights
- Dolly Partonโ€™s sequins
- squirrel that visits some evenings
- water stain on the kitchen ceiling
- mysterious monolith that appeared one night outside town
- Benthomegaloth, the Lava Frog King
- birthday candles

#list

20.11.2024 07:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No Need to Panic
- we can borrow my mom's car
- the gorilla glue will hold if you hold it
- already found almost all of you
- pretty sure we got it on video, we can check it and find where your pinky went
- there was a Ted Talk on prosthetics, did you see it?
- you have some sick days

20.11.2024 07:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Todayโ€™s Specials
- 18oz Porterhouse Salad
- Alaskan Sea Brass
- Numeral Soup
- Chocolate Milk Fondue
- Chicken and Dimples
- Fettuccine Alf
- White Anglo Saxon Protestant bread
- Pie Charts

20.11.2024 07:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Symptoms to Mention When You Call in Sick
- artisanal cough
- ache in your soul
- mustard eyes
- bloody stool pigeons
- reverse sweating
- crip walk
- infectious breath
- rain lung
- historical migraines
- a watery heart
- hypnohippocampus
- shoe horns
- halloween hands
- a fever

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20.11.2024 07:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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