*thwomp* You hear coming from the pipe as suddenly all the chocolate disappeared about the big white blockage! What is the blockage? Why it’s Darien, his overstuffed belly dressed tight against the walls of the pipe.

Blueberry pie! And ice cream!!

“Excuse me sir, my chocolate must not be touched by human…” wonka says as I drink from the river leaning in too much and falling in.

“Hands…”

Who wants to take me to Wonka’s factory??

Absolutely

“Where does that pipe go?” You ask Wonka. “to the eclair room” he says. “We have never had an eclair that big before, who knows what will happen!” They all talk while I stay suspended in air by my big bloated stomach.

So big!!