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Steve Crouch

@stevecrouch1968.bsky.social

Married with 2 lovely daughters, getting more grey hairs and wrinkles by the day but still refusing to grow up! Write a few stupid letters for Viz comic.

66 Followers  |  69 Following  |  42 Posts  |  Joined: 11.11.2024
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I’ve done you all a favour here, her singing voice is terrible. No need to thank me.

01.03.2026 10:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 05.02.2026 09:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday Christina, hope you have a lovely day. xx
I'm not sure about ordering a book with that title though - my wife might get ideas!

23.01.2026 09:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday Christina, hope you have a lovely day. xx
I'm not sure about ordering a book with that title though - my wife might get ideas!

23.01.2026 09:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ending the year with a Viz Star Letter. Nice.

31.12.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I really miss that show.....but not as much as I used to!

15.12.2025 11:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Safe to say I'm not a fan.....

17.10.2025 08:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What kind of monster would even write this about their own mother, let alone send it to a national publication? Absolutely shameful!

09.10.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Starmer's new digital ID scheme will be really unfair on some people. Particularly the poor bastard that ends up stealing mine.

26.09.2025 10:48 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

All the best ones defecate to Reform eventually.

05.09.2025 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Didn’t show this in The Terminator, did they? I’ve got some sympathy for Skynet now.

02.09.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Transfer deadline day. Sitting patiently by the phone. Surely this time?

01.09.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜„

02.08.2025 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@christinamartin.bsky.social as most people would expect, it appears that you’re a class above many Viz contributors. Although it looks to be a pretty low bar, so don’t get too smug!

02.08.2025 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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With the Women's Euros kicking off today, I'd like to wish good luck to the Lionesses. I still didn't get tickets though.

02.07.2025 09:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's his own fault, he's read my previous letters so should've known what to expect. If you invited a tiger into your house you'd expect to be eaten. So if you invite a pervert in.....

20.06.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh, we're Pope letter twins!

15.06.2025 08:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
THOSE signs you see on trains
saying "See it. Say it. Sorted!'
should be taken with a pinch of salt.
I just said, very loudly,
"man with
BO eating a fucking egg sandwich
with a bollock hanging out the leg
of his shorts," and he was still there
when I got off an hour later.
Steve Crouch, Peterborough

THOSE signs you see on trains saying "See it. Say it. Sorted!' should be taken with a pinch of salt. I just said, very loudly, "man with BO eating a fucking egg sandwich with a bollock hanging out the leg of his shorts," and he was still there when I got off an hour later. Steve Crouch, Peterborough

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29.05.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 169    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Big day today. Hoping to get a whole new summer wardrobe for less than 200 quid in the Next Kids’ sale!

11.05.2025 08:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Some of us were calling for him to get more recognition years ago. I'm pleased it's finally happening.

24.04.2025 10:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've just done it too! Can I be a love as well?!

25.03.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Elon Musk may have his billions, but he’ll never experience true love like I have. ❀️

03.03.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Artificial intelligence will NEVER replace natural stupidity!

02.02.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If any water company follows through with this, I shall expect a cut of their profits.

29.01.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, that’s also me!

27.01.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m perfectly capable of doing that myself, thank you!

27.01.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No truth in this letter from the latest Viz, obviously!

27.01.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Four? Great, can't wait to get home now!

27.01.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I haven't seen my copy yet, but
I know I've got one in there because I can just about make it out on the left hand side of your photo!

27.01.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep. It was only a matter of time!

21.01.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0