Lies are the worst security blankets.
19.08.2025 12:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@themagee.bsky.social
Dad, behavior analyst, conduit for cheeky nonsense.
Lies are the worst security blankets.
19.08.2025 12:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Israel is attempting to perpetrate genocide. This is cruel and unconscionable. Netanyahu is a war criminal. #notexactlyahottake
06.08.2025 17:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We're having fun! #redsoxnation #yankeessuck
03.08.2025 23:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There's mascara bleeding out of your eyes
The microphone is in flames
And there's a giant chicken claw above your head
The Democrat establishment will still screw up the cleanup from the bill...
04.07.2025 00:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Chinga tu MAGA
23.06.2025 17:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Cuck ass statement" is giving me bigger douche chills than this:
20.06.2025 16:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0El Nino, is that you? I'm honored! No tears here. Hopefully Raffy fucks things up for Friars and the Dodgers. Enjoy third place... dork.
20.06.2025 15:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Completely frivolous post, given the state of the things, but I love a good baseball rivalry, especially a 'lil brawl! I hope Manny Machado takes a beating at some point. #redsoxnation
20.06.2025 15:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Nothing says, "Probably don't even knock on my office door right now." like listening to recordings of shortwave numbers stations. Keep Wednesday weird.
04.06.2025 12:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You took your oxen's ivermectin, owned the libs then died.
03.06.2025 01:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Rear Admiral Bone Spurs is going to waste 8 figures on a silly flex. Put that money toward veterans' health benefits and be a real leader.
30.05.2025 19:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's Friday, keep it bouncy. #perfectsoundforever #indiepop #plimsolpunks
30.05.2025 16:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*mumbling something about Hobbits and a short circuit*
I just don't know anymore. #memeoftheday
Ben-Hurl
28.05.2025 02:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What do @redsox.com and expensive pantyhose have in common? Neither one gets runs. What a waste of Crochet's 11Ks. #redsoxnation #frustration
26.05.2025 21:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My new mulch spreading technique is unstoppable. The neighbors call me the Spreadator. That's a cool nickname, right?
26.05.2025 17:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0America cannot long remain free, nor first among nations, if it becomes the kind of place where universities are dismantled because they don't align politically with the current head of the government.
23.05.2025 16:00 β π 48199 π 11375 π¬ 1474 π 463He's the Susan Lucci of the kaiju set.
22.05.2025 17:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Noem is dead from the neck up.
20.05.2025 18:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*chokes on ice cube*
14.05.2025 13:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's a chop suey sandwich from the north shore area of Massachusetts. Proper New England Chinese food is it's own thing. You have to grow up with it to appreciate it. I love these sandwiches. They're harder to come by every year, though.
13.05.2025 15:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nine Inch Fails
13.05.2025 14:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Let's play a game of... 'Unsolicited dick pic' or 'unsolicited plea for political donations' #murica #politics
09.05.2025 19:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Overture, curtain, lights
This is it, the night of nights."
Call 1-800-PEE-PEE-FIVE-ONE-DOO-DOO
07.05.2025 23:39 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0