I don't know man, maybe this is why you *fucking regulate gambling and futures markets you sick fucks*
01.03.2026 10:30 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I don't know man, maybe this is why you *fucking regulate gambling and futures markets you sick fucks*
01.03.2026 10:30 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I guess the Department of Defence really needed Claude *this* weekend
28.02.2026 12:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Man, if your phone is doing the AI screening thing, and you need it for work, I have to imagine you could be missing a decent number of legitimate calls.
I don't think it's once got my name right, often using whatever other noun in the sentence is available instead
The townhouse is (quietly) probably the number one solution to increasing density and supply of houses in Melbourne without annoying NIMBYs or pushing apartments that aren't commercially viable (in places they aren't wanted). And we already love them.
www.theage.com.au/property/new...
The Shepard Tone but it's the opening bars of Waterloo Sunset
26.02.2026 04:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Man, season two of The Night Manager is a hard watch if you love Le CarrΓ©.
The story may be vaguely interesting but the spycraft is dreadful. Like obvious, no hoops stuff.
So disappointing.
I think it depends on how you define colonial. Also not trying to be pendantic, but just because we became a nation we didn't stop being a colony, in respect to how we end up here/policies etc. And a lot of the coveted inner Melbourne stock is Victorian terrace housing. But yeah, O'Brien has a pov!
22.02.2026 00:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Is season 2 of The Pitt just a massive PSA about not riding motorcycles?
21.02.2026 13:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It's not wrong though, however we feel about it
21.02.2026 13:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Melburnians bloody love heritage homes. But ... Y tho? www.theage.com.au/property/new...
20.02.2026 21:49 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 2Melburnians bloody love heritage homes. But ... Y tho? www.theage.com.au/property/new...
20.02.2026 21:49 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 2
[Lindisfarne]
Me: (chanting) teeth, teeth-
Other fossil hunters: teeth, TEETH
British Geological Society: [pounding its clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!
When I realise I'm only 1/3 of the way down the waterslide
19.02.2026 21:34 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thank you!
13.02.2026 01:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If China's emissions had kept growing at previous levels emissions would like, what, maybe a full GIGATONNE higher....the area of avoided emissions here is like deleting the emissions of entire countries. This is happening at a scale that will very clearly have an effect in lessening disasters
12.02.2026 08:18 β π 661 π 249 π¬ 15 π 17It's a great laugh!
12.02.2026 08:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's me in the Guardian on how comedians bully me π www.theguardian.com/culture/2026...
12.02.2026 02:01 β π 12 π 3 π¬ 5 π 2Obviously proper orgs are going to be vetting, verifying, etc, we're just in a time when everyone can go through these (or any public info dump) and has tools they think they can trust to do the work... And they're pretty clunky
12.02.2026 08:17 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And part two, because of the 3 min limit here (2/2)
12.02.2026 08:15 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
If you're combing through the Epstein files with an LLM, or are reading people who are, I'd exercise a degree of caution.
Watch this test from tiktok of various models to do something simple like count the spells in the Harry Potter novels & think about the complexity of typo ridden emails (1/2)
House prices have risen significantly more than inflation since the CGT discount was introduced in 1999... Cutting it won't cause them to fall.
But there could be other benefits.
Frank Woodley and I sampled boutique ice creams in a supermarket and waggled our eyebrows at each other about how good it was.
11.02.2026 22:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
House prices have risen significantly more than inflation since the CGT discount was introduced in 1999... Cutting it won't cause them to fall.
But there could be other benefits.
This is sort of like when the FBI was listening to that Louie Louie song in the 60βs to figure out if it was obscene but here they could ask 900 million people what the words are
11.02.2026 00:59 β π 965 π 141 π¬ 39 π 4The world is so much poorer for not having Jon Kudelka in it
09.02.2026 01:47 β π 760 π 188 π¬ 27 π 11Photo of the windows next to my desk of the a framed Kudelka rusted on bingo tea towel and print of his Tassie devil.
Jon Kudelka was not just the creator of the best tea towel in Australian history, and a great cartoonist and artists, but he was a superb friend, incredible husband and dad.
Goddamn I will miss him
Such terrible news. Aside from his great work, I'll miss his dry wit at the state of things here very much.
09.02.2026 02:10 β π 82 π 9 π¬ 2 π 1
Vale, Jon Kudelka.
And as always, Fuck Cancer.
Sincere condolences to those here who knew him better, I always wish I did. But he made such an impact on me regardless.
09.02.2026 02:10 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Vale Kudelka. An incredibly generous and warm cartoonist, open to supporting new cartoonists (he DMed in the early days of my twitter tooning to suggest I pitch places) and justifiably savage to those who deserved it, all with a light pen that carried a heavy impact.
What a loss.
Jesus.