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Cranky Old Man 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡¦

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I can write cursive, tell the time on a clock with hands, and balance a checkbook! I rode a bike with no helmet, played outside all day, and ran around barefoot. I received all of my childhood vaccines, too! Yet, here I am. No DMs, please!

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a man in a tie is shouting yay in a kitchen . ALT: a man in a tie is shouting yay in a kitchen .

Bondi is next! Bondi is next!

09.03.2026 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a sign that says daylight saving time begins ALT: a sign that says daylight saving time begins

No matter how cute the GIF is, it still sucks!

09.03.2026 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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bruce lee is wearing a blue shirt with a white collar ALT: bruce lee is wearing a blue shirt with a white collar

Hello Congress. I am here to straighten you all out.

09.03.2026 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard and braids is praying with his hands together in a room . ALT: a man with a beard and braids is praying with his hands together in a room .

I shook Bimbo Bondi’s hand and I still have frozen fingers!

09.03.2026 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a baby wearing a white vest and green sleeves is sitting on the floor . ALT: a baby wearing a white vest and green sleeves is sitting on the floor .

Dear God, please make the pedophile stop dropping bombs to cover his sorry butt! Amen.

09.03.2026 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a jail cell with a bed and a caption that says `` gotta bed ... with your name on it '' ALT: a jail cell with a bed and a caption that says `` gotta bed ... with your name on it ''

The Orange Bastard needs to pay!

08.03.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Release the Entire Un redacted Epstein filesπŸ‘‡πŸ»

07.03.2026 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3394    πŸ” 1369    πŸ’¬ 131    πŸ“Œ 57
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In support of stand up for science here is an image of galaxy M51. Beautiful night. Clear and no moon

08.03.2026 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6618    πŸ” 793    πŸ’¬ 105    πŸ“Œ 17
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a baked potato with sour cream and onions on top ALT: a baked potato with sour cream and onions on top

Twice baked potatoes too!

08.03.2026 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A road cuts through Grand Teton National Park. 

Tall pines intersect the road giving rise to the alpenglow lit Grand Tetons shining red and purple.

A road cuts through Grand Teton National Park. Tall pines intersect the road giving rise to the alpenglow lit Grand Tetons shining red and purple.

I like refried beans. That’s why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they’re just as good and we’re just wasting time. - Mitch Hedberg

Pic of the day
#photography

08.03.2026 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2976    πŸ” 209    πŸ’¬ 89    πŸ“Œ 11
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a man in a white shirt is picking a fruit from a tree with netflix written on the bottom ALT: a man in a white shirt is picking a fruit from a tree with netflix written on the bottom

And one more proviso!

08.03.2026 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I demand UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER of the Epstein Filesβ€”and then your title of "President of the United States," and your liberty to walk freely in public.

That would be GREAT & ACCEPTABLE.

08.03.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 8308    πŸ” 2142    πŸ’¬ 386    πŸ“Œ 95
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a woman is pointing at the camera with the words " a short time " written below her ALT: a woman is pointing at the camera with the words " a short time " written below her

I am relatively certain he feels the same way about you Donnie the Impotent.

08.03.2026 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Iran's next supreme leader won't 'last long' without my approval, Trump says President Trump spoke to ABC News' Mary Bruce about the war with Iran.
08.03.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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a woman with a ponytail says seriously in front of a christmas tree ALT: a woman with a ponytail says seriously in front of a christmas tree

You know they are only admitting to 10% of what they actually still have.

08.03.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DOJ confirmed that 47,635 Epstein files have been removed.

That’s ANOTHER 47,635 reasons why we need ACCOUNTABILITY!

08.03.2026 07:30 β€” πŸ‘ 11317    πŸ” 3466    πŸ’¬ 268    πŸ“Œ 104
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a woman in a suit says " that 's highly offensive " on peacock ALT: a woman in a suit says " that 's highly offensive " on peacock

If you do not condemn the Epstein Files, then you are an enabler. Congressional Republicans need to be registered as sex offenders.

08.03.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

myfox8.com/national/nc-...

THESE FOLKS ARE SEEKING RE-ELECTION AFTER VOTING TO HIDE THE EPSTEIN FILES?
Seriously?
Yes.
They are arrogant.
They are indecent.
They think voters are stupid.

DONT BE STUPID.
DONT VOTE FOR VIRGINIA FOXX...MAKE HER RETIRE LIKE WE SHOULD HAVE MADE MOSCOW MITCH MCCONNEL.

08.03.2026 10:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3315    πŸ” 1329    πŸ’¬ 115    πŸ“Œ 37
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a cartoon of a man giving a speech next to a woman with the words taxes baby below him ALT: a cartoon of a man giving a speech next to a woman with the words taxes baby below him

Billionaire tax if you want the money!

08.03.2026 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Because the #Epstein files release would harm the #PedoFΓΌhrer

08.03.2026 08:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2956    πŸ” 1024    πŸ’¬ 331    πŸ“Œ 113
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a man sitting in a chair with the words complete opposite end of the spectrum ALT: a man sitting in a chair with the words complete opposite end of the spectrum

Roosevelt and Trump do not belong in the same sentence.

08.03.2026 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is not Franklin D. Roosevelt that we’re dealing with.

08.03.2026 10:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3504    πŸ” 639    πŸ’¬ 346    πŸ“Œ 69
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an advertisement for the only murders in the building ALT: an advertisement for the only murders in the building

Cut them loose and fess up Orange Turd!

08.03.2026 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#RELEASE #THE #EPSTEIN #FILES

08.03.2026 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1146    πŸ” 487    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 21
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a man is holding a piece of paper in his hand and making a funny face while a woman looks on . ALT: a man is holding a piece of paper in his hand and making a funny face while a woman looks on .

This idiot never heard of the WW II Tehran Conference?

08.03.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Sharks and Jets have been at war since 1492.

08.03.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1770    πŸ” 271    πŸ’¬ 219    πŸ“Œ 27
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a man in a purple shirt is making a funny face and a reaction gifs.me is below him ALT: a man in a purple shirt is making a funny face and a reaction gifs.me is below him

He can’t even spell class!

08.03.2026 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine wearing a cap for the dignified transfer and the very next day wearing the same cap to play golf.

08.03.2026 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2364    πŸ” 549    πŸ’¬ 216    πŸ“Œ 31
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a picture of a smiling moon with red eyes and the words time for red eyes ALT: a picture of a smiling moon with red eyes and the words time for red eyes

Sounds like the Trump White House.

08.03.2026 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just watched Amityville in the Hood (2021)! A gang uses the Amityville House as a place to grow pot and then ships the cursed weed to Compton for distribution! The tripweed turns those who smoke it into possessed zombies! A burned-out detective tries to stop the drugs flow & the Evil!

08.03.2026 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 263    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 12