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@enchilando.bsky.social

Failed humorist. Sometimes @uapfreely.bsky.social

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Katie Miller, eyes closed, mouth open

Katie Miller, eyes closed, mouth open

What Sloppy Steve Bannon sees before he cums

25.01.2026 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The rumors are true: I'm the one who impregnated Usha Vance.

21.01.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@mayorfrey.com You suck.

15.01.2026 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
CBS and InfoWars are the same

CBS and InfoWars are the same

@cbsnews.com Bari Weiss is a gay frog

15.01.2026 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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a woman in a suit stands at a podium with the words do not come above her Alt: Kamala Harris says do not come

My girlfriend two seconds before I come

09.01.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kudos to Charlie Kirk for not defending this horrible murder.

08.01.2026 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump is Doing Fascism the Right Way

By Ezra Klein

06.01.2026 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sean Combs

Sean Combs

When you have oil but no nukes

05.01.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Report: Trump Once Defended the Size and Shape of His Penis to a Senior Staffer, Because He Considered That a Normal Thing to Do

He apparently insisted it was "not small or toadstool-shaped," despite a report to the contrary.

Report: Trump Once Defended the Size and Shape of His Penis to a Senior Staffer, Because He Considered That a Normal Thing to Do He apparently insisted it was "not small or toadstool-shaped," despite a report to the contrary.

Why we're really invading Venezuela

04.01.2026 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

A reminder that Adam is an average neo-con war monger:

04.01.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Trump throwing MarΓ­a Machado off a cliff

Trump throwing MarΓ­a Machado off a cliff

Love this for her

04.01.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Maduro with an Epstein Files binder

Maduro with an Epstein Files binder

03.01.2026 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A twitter post by Tulsi Gabbard featuring her doing yoga at the beach.

The text is "My heart is filled with gratitude, aloha and peace πŸ™

#2026"

A twitter post by Tulsi Gabbard featuring her doing yoga at the beach. The text is "My heart is filled with gratitude, aloha and peace πŸ™ #2026"

Yogaholics when they're about to bomb Venezuela

03.01.2026 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whenever a MAGA mentions trans athletes, remember to call them woke for caring about women's sports.

30.12.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pluribwe

30.12.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Gillis said that future presidents would not follow suit in this style and suggested that California Governor Gavin Newsom, who many speculate will run for president in 2028, would not do the same thing.

Rogan disagreed. "Of course he would," he said. "He copies everything that Trump does."

Gillis said that future presidents would not follow suit in this style and suggested that California Governor Gavin Newsom, who many speculate will run for president in 2028, would not do the same thing. Rogan disagreed. "Of course he would," he said. "He copies everything that Trump does."

Rogan doesn't understand what parody is, thinks Newsom "copies" Trump. πŸ’€

28.12.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Pussy-ass bitch Bill Maher

Pussy-ass bitch Bill Maher

Anthony Joshua's next opponent, hopefully:

25.12.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Accurate.

24.12.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Pieces of shit Bari Weiss and Peter Thiel

Pieces of shit Bari Weiss and Peter Thiel

Two of your favorites:

24.12.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(22 minutes)

23.12.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All I want for Christmas is for TSLA to crash.

21.12.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Karoline Leavitt's botched mouth

Karoline Leavitt's botched mouth

Thin lips are the new full lips.

17.12.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really dislike Sydney Sweeney, but if she were drowning I'd throw some ropes at her.

02.12.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Beatles but Kirkified

The Beatles but Kirkified

What's your favorite band, Bluesky?

21.11.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
@BillClinton

I just want to clarify a few things regarding infomation about myself and President @realDonaldTrump in Jeffrey Epstein's emails that were released by the House Oversight Committee.

While it is accurate that the President "smoked my cigar" so to speak, he didn't inhale. No DNA was swapped between us which makes it a consensual heterosexual act between two close friends on a sex island.

9:21 AM

Nov 14, 2025

X for semen guzzling

@BillClinton I just want to clarify a few things regarding infomation about myself and President @realDonaldTrump in Jeffrey Epstein's emails that were released by the House Oversight Committee. While it is accurate that the President "smoked my cigar" so to speak, he didn't inhale. No DNA was swapped between us which makes it a consensual heterosexual act between two close friends on a sex island. 9:21 AM Nov 14, 2025 X for semen guzzling

Real.

19.11.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
vanityfair.com (Olivia Nuzzi)

as his confidant no more. What were once sprawling text conversations mixed with flirtatious witticisms became the terse and cold responses of a man more bothered than intrigued. An "Interesting day?" met with a "fine". A picture of my butthole eliciting merely a "niiiice".

vanityfair.com (Olivia Nuzzi) as his confidant no more. What were once sprawling text conversations mixed with flirtatious witticisms became the terse and cold responses of a man more bothered than intrigued. An "Interesting day?" met with a "fine". A picture of my butthole eliciting merely a "niiiice".

Don't call yourself a journalist if you're not sending RFK Jr pictures of your butthole.

18.11.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
No, the musician John Oates and the author Joyce Carol Oates are not related.

No, the musician John Oates and the author Joyce Carol Oates are not related.

Devastated.

17.11.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They should call the White House ballroom "Joyce Carol Hall"

11.11.2025 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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