@enchilando.bsky.social
Failed humorist. Sometimes @uapfreely.bsky.social
Katie Miller, eyes closed, mouth open
What Sloppy Steve Bannon sees before he cums
25.01.2026 22:39 β π 2 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0The rumors are true: I'm the one who impregnated Usha Vance.
21.01.2026 01:26 β π 0 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0@mayorfrey.com You suck.
15.01.2026 13:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0CBS and InfoWars are the same
@cbsnews.com Bari Weiss is a gay frog
15.01.2026 13:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Kudos to Charlie Kirk for not defending this horrible murder.
08.01.2026 15:19 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Trump is Doing Fascism the Right Way
By Ezra Klein
Sean Combs
When you have oil but no nukes
05.01.2026 16:08 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Report: Trump Once Defended the Size and Shape of His Penis to a Senior Staffer, Because He Considered That a Normal Thing to Do He apparently insisted it was "not small or toadstool-shaped," despite a report to the contrary.
Why we're really invading Venezuela
04.01.2026 21:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1A reminder that Adam is an average neo-con war monger:
04.01.2026 19:30 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Trump throwing MarΓa Machado off a cliff
Love this for her
04.01.2026 19:25 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Maduro with an Epstein Files binder
03.01.2026 22:25 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0A twitter post by Tulsi Gabbard featuring her doing yoga at the beach. The text is "My heart is filled with gratitude, aloha and peace π #2026"
Yogaholics when they're about to bomb Venezuela
03.01.2026 11:33 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Whenever a MAGA mentions trans athletes, remember to call them woke for caring about women's sports.
30.12.2025 18:15 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Pluribwe
30.12.2025 00:31 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Gillis said that future presidents would not follow suit in this style and suggested that California Governor Gavin Newsom, who many speculate will run for president in 2028, would not do the same thing. Rogan disagreed. "Of course he would," he said. "He copies everything that Trump does."
Rogan doesn't understand what parody is, thinks Newsom "copies" Trump. π
28.12.2025 23:42 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Pussy-ass bitch Bill Maher
Anthony Joshua's next opponent, hopefully:
25.12.2025 03:13 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Accurate.
24.12.2025 20:31 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Pieces of shit Bari Weiss and Peter Thiel
Two of your favorites:
24.12.2025 00:44 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0(22 minutes)
23.12.2025 18:57 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0All I want for Christmas is for TSLA to crash.
21.12.2025 16:31 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Karoline Leavitt's botched mouth
Thin lips are the new full lips.
17.12.2025 18:50 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I really dislike Sydney Sweeney, but if she were drowning I'd throw some ropes at her.
02.12.2025 22:23 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0The Beatles but Kirkified
What's your favorite band, Bluesky?
21.11.2025 20:41 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0@BillClinton I just want to clarify a few things regarding infomation about myself and President @realDonaldTrump in Jeffrey Epstein's emails that were released by the House Oversight Committee. While it is accurate that the President "smoked my cigar" so to speak, he didn't inhale. No DNA was swapped between us which makes it a consensual heterosexual act between two close friends on a sex island. 9:21 AM Nov 14, 2025 X for semen guzzling
Real.
19.11.2025 18:14 β π 8 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0vanityfair.com (Olivia Nuzzi) as his confidant no more. What were once sprawling text conversations mixed with flirtatious witticisms became the terse and cold responses of a man more bothered than intrigued. An "Interesting day?" met with a "fine". A picture of my butthole eliciting merely a "niiiice".
Don't call yourself a journalist if you're not sending RFK Jr pictures of your butthole.
18.11.2025 14:36 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0No, the musician John Oates and the author Joyce Carol Oates are not related.
Devastated.
17.11.2025 22:52 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0They should call the White House ballroom "Joyce Carol Hall"
11.11.2025 03:28 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0