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They should call the White House ballroom "Joyce Carol Hall"

Two Bluesky users embrace Zohran

We did it, Bluesky!

How Elon Musk and Peter Thiel almost died in a 2000 car crash By Mary Kay Linge Published March 26, 2022, 8:05 a.m. ET A new book tells how Elon Musk (right) once took Peter Thiel (left) for a ride in his McLaren (above) - and wrecked it.

We live in the shittiest timeline.

The Beatles bowing after playing a song

The Beatles during their fentanyl era

@anthonysgoods They say this cream is heavier than your soul crushing student debt. That's heavy.

My powdered heavy cream hitting me in the feels

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The image displays a YouTube video from the channel The Philosofur titled: "A Furry's Plea: Stop Political Violence Before We Forget Our Humanity." Details from the image: * Thumbnail Art: Features an anthropomorphic, gray-furred, wolf-like character with a pleading expression, wearing a white tunic and a black mantle/cowl. * Thumbnail Text: The image overlay has large yellow text on a red background that reads: "We are ALL Humans This NEEDS to STOP". * Channel: The Philosofur * Video Length: 36:46

I stepped on my smart scale and almost immediately received a text message trying to recruit me for the Texas National Guard.

Fat soldiers

Hegseth just lost his erection.

6.5k karma on Reddit in 3 hours, 43 likes on Bluesky in 5 days.

Taylor Swift is the "Margaret Thatcher of pop music" says Pet Shop Boys' Neil Tennant The 1989 singer "seems to be about economics", says Tennant.

Who is "Taylor Swift"?

When your government is run by child molesters, to defeat them you must become a child molester.

Oops.

Dog pooping

Taylor Swift releasing an album

Happy birthday @uapfreely.bsky.social

This image is a meme that superimposes an edited quote onto a screenshot of the character Inigo Montoya (played by Mandy Patinkin) from the 1987 film The Princess Bride. ​The original, iconic line from the movie is: ​"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." ​The text in the meme has been edited to read: ​"Hello. My name is Pete Davidson. You killed my father. Prepare to laugh." ​The humor comes from the substitution of the vengeful character's name with that of comedian Pete Davidson, and the change of the serious, threatening line's conclusion ("Prepare to die") to a comedic one ("Prepare to laugh").

And Greenberg was juicing.

Cake rider:
1. Cake

In this political cartoon by Lalo Alcaraz, a man identified as Kash Patel is shown wearing a Viking helmet with horns and holding two swords. He is attempting to enter a building with a sign on the door that reads "WHITES ONLY." The building itself has a sign for "VALHALLA, NORSE WARRIOR PARADISE" hanging on the railing outside. The cartoon satirizes Patel, who is of Indian descent but has been a prominent figure in conservative political circles often associated with white nationalist talking points. By depicting him as a Viking trying to enter a "whites only" Valhalla, the cartoon comments on the ironic and often contradictory nature of some right-wing politics, suggesting that despite his alignment with certain ideologies, he would not be accepted by the very groups he seemingly champions. The phrase "Apologies to Gary Larson" at the bottom references the cartoonist famous for his absurd and often dark humor, and whose comic Far Side this is based on.

Poor Kash

Carpinche @claiborne.bsky.social So you think that Israel killed Charlie Kirk and framed trans people/antifascists in order to draw the US into war with Iran? | am *fascinated* by how you expect Mossad to link the Islamic Republic to "transgender ideology.

JUST IN: NETANYAHU BLAMES MUSLIMS FOR THE DEATH OF CHARLIE KIRK "This is a worldwide problem. The people on the, you know, on the extremes, the Islamists, the radical Islamists, and their union with the ultra-progressives. They often speak about human rights, they speak about free speech, but they use violence to try to take down their enemies, whether it's President Trump, who's been almost assassinated twice, or, you know, they try to kill me here, too. But they got Charlie Kirk, and it's just heartbreaking.”

How will Mossad link Islam to "transgender ideology"?

Ask and you shall receive, @claiborne.bsky.social

Some of the thoughtful folks on Twitter express their condolences for the recently deceased White supremacist gum -sorry- *gun advocate Charlie Kirk:

This was meant for Twitter but posted here as well. Many such cases.