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MattstaGraham

@mattstagraham.bsky.social

How many twitters do I gotta make before you buy tickets

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Latest posts by mattstagraham.bsky.social on Bluesky

“OF detected, opinion rejected” Bro you never heard of supply and demand? She wouldn’t be supplying it if it wasn’t in demand. You’re delusional

06.05.2025 03:34 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

100 men don’t stand a chance because I’m giving the gorilla an AR

01.05.2025 06:09 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Special mention to people who didn’t like the chao garden in the sonic adventure games what is your damage

21.04.2025 21:24 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I haven’t really said what I’m about in a while during a time where it’s important to be about it.

So here’s a reminder: MAGA, Zionists, Bigots, Racists, Misogynists, Homophobes, Transphobes, and anyone who comments “oof” or “yikes” instead of contributing to anything can gargle my long nutz

21.04.2025 21:24 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

With his dying breath, Pope Francis called JD Vance a dick

21.04.2025 17:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s so sweet 🥹

21.04.2025 01:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love that every few years JK Rowling talks again and the internet collectively is like “go fuck your self” like MAN we really are capable of unification sometimes

21.04.2025 01:48 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I put Ketamine in a mousetrap and. Well. Let’s just say. Elon Musk will no longer be tweeting

03.04.2025 19:40 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

“Male loneliness epidemic” no, you’re just a large baby who listens to other large babies podcasts

18.03.2025 22:42 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I wonder what Sonic Generations would’ve been like if Jaleel White came back as classic sonic

11.03.2025 22:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Separate the art from the artist” right up until they say fuck Trump and Elon. You guys are the kids who made up rules when they were losing games

06.03.2025 23:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The new shrek animation ain’t that bad. People just wanna be being upset

02.03.2025 00:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

MAGA dorks announcing that they’re “leaving because you got political” makes me viscerally horny

28.02.2025 05:03 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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It is 1:30am I should be asleep

14.02.2025 08:44 — 👍 12    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Because that’s sort of the big question when it comes to anyone whose only concern is surviving. What is taken from you when someone else is allowed to just exist?

11.02.2025 23:13 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Genuine, yet rhetorical question for transphobes because I would love to maybe inspire some reflection.

Why do you care? And I mean that in the sense of this, what does someone minding their own business and living the way they want really do to you?

11.02.2025 23:13 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Thanks friend!

10.02.2025 06:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Straight up MANIACAL. Absolute top tier hating. He inspires me to hate more

10.02.2025 06:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I didn’t know a person could die more than once but I just watched Drake get bodied for roughly 365 days in a row

10.02.2025 03:25 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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“wHaT aBoUt KeTaMiNe 🥴” YEAH WHAT ABOUT IT

01.02.2025 20:01 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And don’t skimp zuck I know you can afford the waygu

31.01.2025 21:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Here, YOU take my debt and I’ll go build a commune in the woods. Happy capitalism or whatever” ahaha

31.01.2025 21:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“Do you want to pay for verified” sure I’ll pay a subscription for a free service that already makes money selling my data. In fact, why don’t you cuck me too. Also see if you can fit this broken glass waaaay up my ass. Here’s my ssn go nuts

31.01.2025 21:08 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Doubling down on being insufferable about my career ☕️

31.01.2025 20:11 — 👍 19    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 2

Hi

Do u like my song

30.01.2025 17:55 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 7    📌 0

Me too, I wrote it in 2023 ahaha

28.01.2025 22:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
MattstaGraham - Caffeine (Official Video)
YouTube video by MattstaGraham MattstaGraham - Caffeine (Official Video)

Caffeine tonight. YouTube premiere tonight.

youtu.be/xW5hRE5XDGM?...

28.01.2025 22:48 — 👍 18    🔁 8    💬 2    📌 1
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TOMORROW ☕️

28.01.2025 17:38 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1
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3 Days ☕️

26.01.2025 22:47 — 👍 45    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 0

I bet Drake is a mf that says “honk shoo” to pretend he’s sleeping

26.01.2025 00:24 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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