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Tate McRae has been chosen as the new Ayatollah.

02.03.2026 12:26 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Tate McRae has been chosen as the new Ayatollah.

02.03.2026 12:26 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

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I told Israel where Khamenei was hiding

01.03.2026 19:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I know Bebe Rexha would’ve helped Anne Frank if she was in the attic with her. She would’ve figured it out.

08.02.2026 22:33 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Found a mysterious metal attachment in the shower of my husband‘s workplace. About 8 inches long, 3 inches thick, made of metal, and smells absolutely vile. I'm afraid to touch it.
What is this and why does it exist?

06.02.2026 17:55 — 👍 17 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Shakespears is shaking in fear

22.01.2026 10:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My opps must be non-binary the way they think they them

22.01.2026 08:25 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

can we workshop the name

21.01.2026 10:07 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

OH HITLARY YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN

20.01.2026 20:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

For NYE im about to party like my husband just died and my name is Erika Kirk

31.12.2025 19:24 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Polyamorous individuals are no longer permitted to join the U.S. military.

15.02.2025 20:31 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Shut up twink

27.11.2025 22:38 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Yes im white, yes my Thanksgiving Turkey is seasoned, we exist

28.11.2024 17:11 — 👍 23 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 1

YouTube video by Uma Kompton - Topic Flat Broke

Uma Kompton is prettier, skinner, and more talented than cokehead minaj

youtu.be/H7V-S-WL6A8?...

19.10.2025 17:40 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

I know thats right, plus my daughter Miracle doesn’t bang spoons together, she uses forks only.

20.10.2025 16:28 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

U must be mistaking me with Nicki Minaj sweetie

19.10.2025 17:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

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16.10.2025 20:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The life of a chop hoe

03.10.2025 17:38 — 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Uma Kompton has officially declined performing at the upcoming #SuperBowl halftime show. (Via HITSDD)

26.09.2025 22:58 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

rihanna won’t drop new music cus it’s clear lola young is a threat to her musical career

27.08.2025 20:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Imaginery Opps

15.08.2025 17:43 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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15.08.2025 12:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bonnie Mckee seeing this

14.08.2025 19:56 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Lana knew not to mention Bonnie Mckee

14.08.2025 19:43 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 2

Your just jealous cuz i got good jeans

09.08.2025 21:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I shoved it up my pussy before i gave it back to her. Now her husband knows how my pussy tastes like next time he kisses her

07.08.2025 09:32 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this republican woman chased me down the street because she thought i stole her vape 😭

06.08.2025 15:49 — 👍 47 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 0

Imagine feeding one twin and then you forget which one you fode! 😩

06.08.2025 10:10 — 👍 8 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

I was being SILENCED by Gracie Abrams and her lawyers

01.08.2025 17:37 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

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