joe 💦🥩

JD with an interesting costume choice this year

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘛𝘪𝘮 𝘙𝘰𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘴. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

Hell yeah Aaron Eckhart trying to get the earth spinning again

Easily the best show I’ve seen in a while, and one of the best stories in the entire Alien franchise. I’ll probably be watching at least 2 more times through before we get season 2

Had an opportunity to see the first episode, yall are going to love this show.

Oh shit gonna have to take a ride down for this!

My new guard dog.

Not sure who follows me will get any part of this reference except for like 2 of you, buutttttt I 100% think the new Hot Mulligan single belongs on a Tony Hawk Pro Skater soundtrack, and I mean that as a really good fucking thing.

Laying in bed looking at every radioactive shrimp meme

“I herald his beginning, I herald your end, I’m gonna fuck this couch first though.”

Is his job “papers?”

This might have actually been me in the kublai khan tx pit

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lol I see my old tweet from my banned Twitter account is making the rounds again. Honestly, love to see it.

Bro is knocked out!

Guys, this is a good one #BringHerBack

Definitely told the Pacers to suck his sack.

Just got out of #Friendship and Tim Robinson is at his most unhinged yet, and we all benefit from it. Theater was packed, was such a ridiculous experience. Highly recommend!

This one's called Crimsport the Unprepared. Just takes a single island manna. Creature-Gnome. Crimsport is not ready and so he may not be played at any time. Flavor text reads "Now where did I put those clothes?" -Crimsport The drawing is of a nude gnome looking for his clothes in his little tree home. 1/2

Skeleton Pizza. Two swamp manna. Sorcery. Your opponent gets hurt badly. Flavor text reads "Mama Mia" -Anonymous. The drawing is of a pizza's skeleton on a plate in an Italian restaurant

Stinky. Three uncolored and one forest manna. Creature-Beast. This guy's got trample. When Stinky enters the battlefield your opponent has to apologize to you. Flavor text reads "We hate Stinky" -The President. Drawing is sort of a weird brontosaurus snake kaiju h touch beset upon by helicopters. 4/4

Blessing of the Priest. Eight uncolored manna and one plains manna. Sorcery-Instant. Everybody -including you- loses. The cops are on their way. Flavor text reads "Remind me not to receive his blessing." -Bartolome The Agnostic. Drawing is of a catholic priest putting his hand towards the camera as nefarious white energy flies at you.

Made some Magic: The Gathering cards

The new season of The Bear gonna be interesting #ChicagoPope

“Hello. My name is Pope Leo XIV. You killed my predecessor. Prepare to die” — new pope to JD Vance

#Knicks

American football — lp2

Chromeo — adult contemporary

Toro y moi — hole erth

White chapel — hymns in dissonance

Mine aren’t gonna be the most popular or mainstream choices, but there some of my favorites.

American Football - LP2

Chromeo — Adult Contemporary

Toro y moi - Hole Erth

White Chapel — hymns In Dissonance

May not be everyone’s cup of tea, but these are some of my favorites for sure.

Making a murderer from Netflix with a young JD Vance superimposed on the left side and the fat faced long curly hair memes version of JD Vance on the right — basically dude killed the pope

This is the dumbest and funniest thing I’ve seen in a while

Movie you’ve seen more than six times, no Star Wars, Trek, or LOTR.