I was a teenage girl when Matt Gaetz decided it was appropriate to body shame and belittle me as a sitting member of Congress and now I get to sit and watch him be nominated as Attorney General of the United States.

Absolutely shameful

He's shrinking. Has anyone tried a bucket of water?

I’d wager that Trump would withdraw the nomination *only* if the allegations are proven *false*

t.co/7x73L8ebFU

Just thinking about how the expanded child tax credit would have lifted half our nation’s kids out of poverty.

Now.

He's a danger.

I almost feel like the Gaetz nomination is a loyalty test to see just how far Republican senators are willing to go. And by flooding the zone with horrible picks it makes some of them look less horrible by comparison.

I'm not convinced the Gaetz thing is a shell game. It might be. But they are not subtle. If it's not, I don't need to tell you he's a clown. He is of limited mental capacity. I'm serious. He is not smart or political enough to pull the levers to their fullest extent.

Gavin Newsom is going to be meeting with Democrats in Washington D.C. today.

At least someone is stepping up to try to give them some guidance.

Amen.

MAGA seems very hostile towards modern medicine

Trump has tapped Gov. Doug Burgum of ND to lead the Interior Department, leading the new administration’s plans to open federal lands and waters to oil and gas drilling.

Food stamps, food bank.

THIS…is how you fight: The Onion buys Alex Jones’s Infowars with backing from Sandy Hook families - Bloomberg

I hope this is true.

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I am hearing word that Alex Jones, in true Alex Jones fashion, is reading the press release from our fictitious CEO as fact.

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Subscribe to The Onion. Maybe we can buy Red Lobster next.

The people who aren't concerned are the ones who haven't studied history.

The people who aren't concerned are the ones who haven't studied history.

The people who aren't concerned are the ones who haven't studied history.

This may be counter intuitive, but he is the "plea deal" in the AG appointment situation. Others in line if he withdraws would be much more aggressive in that role, to put it mildly.

Almost all of the people he'd fire will already be retired or gone by January

Who else thinks Marco Rubio will be the first contestant who gets fired on this next season of Celebrity Apprentice?