I don't think people in lotion commercials know what they're doing.
02.03.2026 05:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I don't think people in lotion commercials know what they're doing.
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As an Iranian in exile as some call it, I want nothing more than a regime change in Iran.
But what I don't want is my country destroyed, people killed, and all looted by Americans!
#FuckYourWar
Get ready with me #oilpainting #art
28.02.2026 07:24 β π 3400 π 319 π¬ 77 π 11A crow says "I just want to"
"Focus" Crow is now very detailed and crouching down
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Analysis of crash data shows that you're 17 times more likely to die in a vehicle fire if you buy Elon Musk's Tesla Cyber truck than if you had bought a Ford Pinto, the 1970s era car infamous for gas tank explosions in rear end collisions.
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Another round of layoffs at my old job. At this point, anyone left there should be making a plan to get out.
26.02.2026 16:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ugh everything with Gretzky is tainted now.
26.02.2026 14:36 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0These are insanely good.
25.02.2026 04:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0McCain mini pizzas. Trash, incredible.
22.02.2026 00:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I need to learn that if I slip and start falling, just fall. Don't try to save it. Don't think of the work laptop in your backpack. Just fall. Resisting the fall causes more injuries than the fall.
18.02.2026 05:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I went to Italy as a teen, which was honestly one of the most humbling, amazing experiences. I am even more excited to go as an adult. I feel like I will appreciate everything more.
16.02.2026 05:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My office is mostly men, so at times I'm a bit overwhelmed by the...masculinity. Today, a male coworker spoke up in the gentlest, most supportive tone: "Tomorrow is Valentine's Day, so be sure to get your partner flowers, or your mom, or your grandma. Get them flowers." π
14.02.2026 04:20 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was eating plantain chips today for the first time (so good) when my mouth started to feel spicy. I stopped immediately because that online allergy doctor said it could be the first sign of a potential reaction!
10.02.2026 04:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ahhh I see now.
04.02.2026 15:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think $40 for a handmade one? Totally get the fear of using something nice.
31.01.2026 19:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Downtown Minneapolis today! β
30.01.2026 23:52 β π 10977 π 1899 π¬ 158 π 48*playing stardew valley* wow i wish farming was real
28.01.2026 14:13 β π 1300 π 182 π¬ 30 π 6Look, it's been hard for me to figure out how to talk about the difference between healthy masculinity and bullshit, weak, fear-based control fantasies, but BOY HAS THIS WEEK MADE EVERYTHING MORE CLEAR.
28.01.2026 00:25 β π 4943 π 435 π¬ 70 π 15I fell victim to the cruel trap of -25C after a week of -45C. I dressed like it was summer like some sort of maniac.
26.01.2026 15:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Perhaps the most politically important thing about Zohran Mamdani is that it seems like he really, really likes New York and New Yorkers.
26.01.2026 02:46 β π 6525 π 305 π¬ 72 π 13Illustration of various pokemon that are colored pink. They have been eating pinkan berries. Featured are azumarill, sylveon, clefairy, mimikyu, mr mime, marill, dedenne, pikachu, and jigglypuff
pink pokemon π
#art #pokemon
There is far more outrage from tech leaders over a wealth tax than masked ICE agents terrorizing communities and executing civilians in the streets. Tells you what you need to know about the values of our industry.
OpenAI exec James Dyett calling out the cowardice
25.01.2026 19:11 β π 9478 π 1736 π¬ 158 π 123βi havenβt spoken about this due to my visa status, but fuck it i donβt stand for this shit, never have and never will. the senseless violence in our current world is sickening. abolish ICE.β
BBNO$
25.01.2026 01:32 β π 5442 π 499 π¬ 34 π 24Anyone who just saw me eating that grapefruit probably thinks I'm going through something.
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If any Governor is planning to run for President, they wonβt get my vote. ANY Governor.
Theyβre all failing.
Just remembered that a previous employer made me sing in front of the company in my first week. It was the "initiation" everyone had to do.
21.01.2026 16:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well the good news is this Apple OS update makes me want to use my phone less. π¬
21.01.2026 14:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Canada's Prime Minister Mark Carney in Beijing, Jan. 16, 2026. | Adek Berry/AFP via Getty Images
PM Mark Carney: βThe future of Greenland is a decision for Greenland & Denmark exclusively β itβs their decision
We are NATO partners with Denmark β our obligations on Article 5, Article 2 of NATO stand, & we stand full square behind thoseβ
Greenland has made clear that it would rather remain part of the Kingdom of Denmark than join the United States.
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