The Local Metal Lurker

I don't know how to tell my parents that they've decorated their bedroom like a Doom map where you can only use greytall.

I'd never be able to do this, eggs are so gross to me

ALL RIGHT THIS NEXT ONE'S CALLED JESUS IS SUS!!!

I only just last night found out that Frost and Fire festival is not only a thing again but that Cirith Ungol are playing and I had to continuously remind myself that this was not in fact a dream.

Helloween's Walls of Jericho has a fast airy feeling, as if I'm flying through the clouds but at the pace of a hyper speed

Filing for bankruptcy because the Nazi bands I fronted money to fucked off without paying me back

Knowing how much of an asshat Paul Dunski is I wouldn't be surprised if he was somehow encouraging Master to act like that. "We don't have the time to sit around like a bunch of losers to see which bands are problematic" feels more like a sentence he would say.

It looks like there are actually a few more repercussions and headaches happening for bands that played Metal Threat, you love to see it

Impaled essentially sounds like Carcass if they never moved past their Necrotism era and only got more insane over time, and that's what I love about them.

As disappointed as I am in Dead Congregation for playing at Metal Threat I can at least give them some credit for giving a somewhat detailed response explaining their side (Doesn't make what they did okay though). Master's response on the other hand... Yeesh. I can't say the same for them.

Well, I thought it was when I was 15 at least lol. I just listened to it again because it's my first time thinking about that song title in years and I guess it's alright? The song's theme seems to be about genocide being fucked up which is at least a little better than "No one can take our guns!!!"

I need to stop putting so much faith into metal bands who are old enough to be boomers.

The greatest thing I own or will ever own is this old retail standee where Dracula casually reveals a coffin full of Doritos and Pepsi.

I think their cringiest song looking back had to be "From My Cold Dead Hands". An entire song about not wanting your guns taken away. It's about as bad as it sounds.

Man, that title takes me back. I do have to admit that song was rather catchy.

I was a big thrash metal fan in my early teens. When I was 15 I loved Hatriot. Now I can't even get myself to listen to them because their lyrics make me cringe too much. Same with Havok but to a lesser extent, I still enjoy their first couple albums.

Master is now calling Ripped to Shreds "spoiled kids who want to feel oppressed". I expected better from them than that but I'm unfortunately not surprised.

The 90s were a peak time for death metal bands to call their fans “sick fucks” as a compliment.

The stuff that's been going on with Metal Threat has to be the biggest shit show I've seen in a while. Kudos to the bands who pulled out though.

Bandcamp has been slow for me for a few days now, randomly telling me that I'm offline or that it couldn't connect despite every other website working. Seems like Bandcamp Friday just overloaded it even more.

I can't get into Nevermore as much as Sanctuary but Garden of Grey is such a banger song.

I am the keeper of all the noche lore or random deeper metal references in culture

Like when The Roots played Abigail by King Diamond on the only 10 seconds of this dogshit show that were ever good

youtu.be/MmweKy-RCMI?...

Black shirt printed with text which reads: “True Neurodivergent Black Metal”

When it's dead at work and a coworker says they are bored:

Crestfallen Saulden, a Dark Souls II NPC, dejectedly sitting on stone steps during a sunset.

My phone made a little photo album for "the magic hour" and it's all these nice sunset pictures and then this

Metal good

I love death metal

I was today years old when I learned that Sour Patch Kids and Sour Punch are two completely different brands

"Darkified - Dark" is a really funny name for a demo when thinking about it

Wow, this is depressing. Feels like I've seen that logo at the end of so many shows as a kid.