Reality Dragon

Morgan: I'd like to nominate... production! #bb27

clip of ashley saying she studied elle woods before coming in. she says elle is likeable and sweet, just a little slow, and she feels she has done a good job emulating that #bb27

Shoutout Ava for actually saying she’s “cynical” and skeptical of the showmance *feeds immediately cut lol #bb27

Vinny Eggspress #bb27

Cypress Hill getting mistaken for Beastie Boys💔 #bb27

KING #bb27

Is Unlocked just a ploy to introduce us to the entire next celebrity season cast? I wouldn’t mind Moynihan and Berry at all! #bb27

this was so funny 😂 #bb27

Manifesting an Ava, Will, Rachel, and Ashley final 4 #bb27

The only correct move tonight is to evict God from the Big Brother House
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Happy Jimmy wins BBBB day everyone!! #bb27

Looks like most of these have already aged like unrefrigerated milk but damn Mickey you’re really making me look bad… definitely will need to revisit this at the end of the season #bb27

OMG! Thank you! @bbgossip.bsky.social I’m totally not full on fangirling over here!

🐲it would be an honor🐉

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Keanu: I think Rachel is a floater
Vince: Ok if you want her on our side do NOT say that to her
Keanu: Read you loud and clear

Also Keanu:

Ava after the guys leave: These bitches are crazy. #bb27

Ava defending Rachel after Jimmy called her Shrek #bb27

lol I like to imagine Beyoncé is the sole reason she’s only been to “literally half” of Mexico!
😒Kelly🙄 #begonece #bb27

Kelly needs to begonece #bb27

RACHEL AND AVA FORMING A FINAL 2 #bb27

Ava: whenever i cut my bangs thats god's plan i just let it drop #bb27

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A holy Paladin and a Battlemaster are a pretty nice combo… certainly better than a thief lol! (Morgan why do you want this to happen so bad??) #bb27

Zae (deceased) - Death Domain Cleric: Look, his religion’s dead and so is his game… simple. Don’t let him come knocking at your door! I’d also imagine there’s a bit of multiclass Zealot Barbarian in there for his muscles, lack of tact, and bits of “rage” #bb27

Zach - Oath of Devotion Paladin: There’s only one thing more important to a devotion paladin (and Zach) than their physical strength, their connection to god! He will forever spend his days on a holy quest to rescue Queen Julie Chen from devil masterminds and finally appear on god 101 #bb27

mid centering himself after dealing with these “damn kids”

Will - Way of Mercy Monk: While content with company or solitude, above all he prefers calmness and offers others a friendly presence. However, he often conceals his inner frustrations (damn kids), beware any who may unleash his temper and face the captain! Giving some Conquest Paladin too #bb27

Ava is a beast in the gym 😂 #BB27

Thank you so much!!😊🐲 I’ll make and post the last 3 after tonight’s episode!

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Vince - Drunken Master Monk: While he himself may not be drunk, his actions would certainly suggest it… Despite his strange tactics, he often puts himself in good positions and disarms others with his seemingly ill advised decisions. Don’t forget his signature move Stunning(ly bad) Strike! #bb27