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@flatasstheory.bsky.social

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127 Followers  |  318 Following  |  34 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024  |  1.8312

Latest posts by flatasstheory.bsky.social on Bluesky

I'm genuinely terrified for young lesbians rn these kids are getting redpilled so hard

11.06.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the pride discourse is so rancid this year that I fully had to uninstall tiktok. the biphobia outweighed my tiktok addiction

11.06.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

isn't it interesting that these plane crashes that are totally caused by DEI only started after he got rid of DEI?

01.02.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Looks like we weren’t the only ones who’d rather get a root canal than watch Trump lie about protecting the Constitution.

His second inauguration tanked at just 24.59M viewersβ€”less than Biden’s 33.76M in 2021 and even his own 30.64M in 2017.

Team Trump will lie about this, so spread the word!

22.01.2025 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6870    πŸ” 2920    πŸ’¬ 286    πŸ“Œ 174
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yeah I saw that too. I suggest saving both the video and pictures bc you bet your ass he's gonna try to erase that

21.01.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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NO ITS NOT MIDNIGHT YET I STILL NEED TO POST HOLE

19.01.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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posting hole before the ban

19.01.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

everyone on tiktok is talking about posting hole but I'm not seeing any hole

18.01.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it's like how cats leave mice for you. she's trying to Provide

18.01.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it would behoove scotus to remember that they are mortal

14.01.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh so they're just blatantly evil now

14.01.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

and the people helping them are getting the answers wrong

14.01.2025 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you're gonna need a time machine to go with that

13.01.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

tiktok is a great app if you're interested in ads with the most baffling audio choices

30.12.2024 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

someone should do a study on divorce rates of people who actually take advantage of holiday car sales

18.12.2024 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What is it with these people and dogs?

05.12.2024 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

ppl are calling posts on here skeets but I like "bleats." love to imply I'm a goat

29.11.2024 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I would break out into hives if I was in that room

29.11.2024 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is why you don’t get invited over

29.11.2024 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3252    πŸ” 333    πŸ’¬ 707    πŸ“Œ 95

wait did he choose a pic where he isn't wearing makeup for his housewife fantasy? feels counterproductive but ok

29.11.2024 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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jorkin isn't beating the femboy allegations any time soon

29.11.2024 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

there should be a Funeral wreath emoji. I would get a lot of use out if it

26.11.2024 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

as opposed to xitter, which has no ties to maga whatsoever

26.11.2024 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Holy moly. MAGA is losing their mind over an uncovered video from 2016 where Donald Trump says people should use the bathroom they feel is inappropriate and speaks out against trans bathroom bills. Feel free to share this so MAGA implodes.

25.11.2024 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 8292    πŸ” 4224    πŸ’¬ 403    πŸ“Œ 225

KESHA NO

26.11.2024 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you know millennial gray might not be the best color for your skoolie. I think that might be confusing in the same way yellow would be, but worse

21.11.2024 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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