WildGorillaMan

Vintage black and white pic of a young actor Vincent Price, looking over his shoulder at a skeleton that is pointing its finger in One Direction Text: Walk this way, please It I could walk that way I wouldn't, need physiotherapy

These are super easy to trim once you get the hang of it

And not to pat my own back about it but my smoked chicken game is non-pareil, as evidenced by the marriage proposals I get when I serve them

What's your sign?

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A drumstick plated with rice and coleslaw

BBQ drumsticks lined up on the grill

BBQ chicken lolipops

Are there now flights available for them to do that?

How many hard-core maga chuds could actually pass the physical?

Even *were* that to be true, I seriously doubt it would turn out for them the way they think it would

“ANyOnE i dOn’T LiKe iS a bot!”

DJB @Skinwalker5110 posted Tinder? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I'd talk to my companies tech support.

😁🤣

Cap of an email from Völkl Hi there, don't let this gear slip away. When it's gone, it's gone. And who knows, it might be on sale now?! VÖLKL M7 Mantra Skis 2026

Völkl, your ecomm team needs to chill

A: I already got a pair from an authorized dealer

B: You’re out of my size, anyway

Wholesome

This is an excellent rule for storytelling but also implies that Philip Pullman witnessed the death of God as a boy.

I hate that I get this joke

international women’s day so it’s MY turn to leave wet towels on the floor

Black and white pic of actor Toshiro Mifune in samurai garb stroking his chin thoughtfully Superimposed is a tweet by user Oblate of the Sun @solaredseppuku If a machine cannot commit seppuku, it cannot write poetry.

Black of and white pic of one of my friends, her lips pursed and her eyeliner severe Text: We, all of us, are most alive among the wild spaces We can reside in the lands mortals tamed for themselves but it weighs on us

This was revealed to me in a dream

Fantasy art of the Muppets as Star Wars characters in the cockpit of the millennium falcon from Empire strikes back Text: Do we have any of that Plutonian Nyborg left?

Good Nyborg, man

Picture of Jean Hackman and Lee Marvin speaking Text: Looking for a Cincinnati Threeway? Not the first time I've been asked that, believe it or not

Black and white pic of a man and woman sitting in a theater Text: Oh, the tragic beauty of your words If it wasn't for tragic beauty what beauty would we still have?

Sveta Shubina

Until they renovated about fifteen years ago an elderly relative had shag carpet in their kitchen

Shag

The seventies were a strange time

A woman dressed at a Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother from the recent Dune movies holding the Agony box and Gom Jabbar and a man with his hand in the box with a look of surprise on his face.

It was amazing to meet the original Paul Atreides at ECCC yesterday!

musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

We will miss Country Joe. We will miss his sword

Si seguís cuentas de óperas y ballets del mundo os vais a mear de risa. Son gente con talento para devolverla 😏

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

"we will meet again in another life when we are both cats" back uppercase text above graffitti artwork of a black cat silhouette on a pearl-white painted brick wall - artist unknown

this lives forever rent-free in my head