WildGorillaMan

Kafka understood that an even greater indignity than being turned into a giant insect was still being required to go to work afterward.

I'll never understand how "authors" can read the slop an LLM extruded on their behalf and think "this is great actually. let me sign my human name to it."

Whale fact big!

wow!

Algorithmic thinking—the idea that anything you see must be intended for you, individually, the sole audience, leading you to misunderstand the context of practically everything.

Orphanages?

Classical painting of bathers in a bathhouse. A large stork wades through the pool. Text: "IS IT THAT GODDAMN STORK AGAIN?" "TOLD YOU NOT TO FEED THAT THING. NOW LOOK!”

Painting of a cherub whispering into a woman’s ear. Text: Having pissed on an electric fence more than once I can tell you that there’s a certain allure…

A woman in a gallery stares at a picture that we the viewers cannot see Text: This piece is like a boiling frog: it starts off gradually and by the time you realize it's too much it's too late.

Kate Moss and two other models look outwards at the viewer Text: So did the Symbionese ever get liberated after all that?

Regency era painting of a man and woman. The woman is feeding her horse. Text: “What’s on your mind?” “Okay, hear me out: either a tiki-themed titty bar, or a titty-themed tiki bar.”

Painting by John William Waterhouse of a man and woman in classical garb talking. Text: She's got.something. I don't know what it is, but I feel a connection. Let me guess.. Oh! Her massive tits and zero impulse control? No. I've got that at home. It must be something else.

Painting of a group scene of people in medieval garb. Text: Good artists borrow, great artists steal. Picasso said that. No, I’m pretty sure it was me

I needed this

Living their best life

I hope a well-groomed bari sax player follows you around and plays a tasty lick every time something terrible doesn’t happen to you

Well I’ll be damned

pinhead: we have such sights to show you
me: ooh is it the grand canyon? I hope it’s not niagara falls because I’ve already seen that one

"Richard 'Skeets' Gallagher was an American stage, screen, and television actor." Older gray-haired gent in a suit and tie.

Ah, I've found Bluesky's favorite old-timey actor,

Dick Skeets

This is how I find that out? 😮

Fix Your Hearts or Die It's a invitation, not a threat. The path to liberation for lonely men is feminism.

"A man free of patriarchy is a man who has found not only every woman's humanity, but one who has at last discovered his own. The actual path to liberation for lonely men is feminism—because pursuing an identity based on dominating others is self-isolating."
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You know what they say about opinions

It is inconceivable to some people that others might not consider their opinion

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Says who?

Werewolf by Night (2022)

"But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, molded by it."

sonic the hedgehog looks like how ska sounds

Meme juxtaposing a post by Wright wing loser Nick Fuentes with a trippage from the TV show the good place Text: Fuentes Updates O @FuentesUpdates "Do not vote in the midterms, and if you do, VOTE DEMOCRAT! This administration needs to be SHUT DOWN!" - Nick Fuentes rumble.com/nickjfuentes MERICA 3:08 10:55 PM • Feb 28, 2026 • 4.9M Views Fuentes figured it out? Fuentes?This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts.

Oh shit, Fuentes? FUENTES?!

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That might work if it was paired with a brief jolt of 120 volts every time it happened

Even someone as dense as Matt Yglesias might get the hint then

Precisely. This is erasure of amphibian-Americans