Sad Agent

a photo of a cat in the air (I have no idea who took this photo, but if anyone knows, please let me know - I am a big fan)

A painting of a space dragon

Using proper references is very important

The ref vs the painting

"what's your creative process like?"

bold of you to assume I have a process instead of the sudden obsessions that come to me in the form of a hazy delusion that I have little control over

Stop asking "who's a good boy" self-report is not reliable data!

My sister showed my niece (2.5yo) a picture of Shelob in an illustrated kids' version of Lord of the Rings and my niece whispered "I love her" and kissed the picture, if you were wondering how strong our genes are

A trans woman asks her trans girlfriend "do you have to talk like a Resident Evil villain every time you do your hormone injections?" Her girlfriend distorts her face into a manic rictus grin and says "it is not enough to live..." Her expression intensifies as her puils separate and she shouts her torrid manifesto "I MUST TRANSCEND!" The first woman says "this was cute at first, but it's been two years of this." The girlfriends says "Yes. YES. I can feeeel the power coursing through me."

The two comments I tend to get under my selfies are:
"You look like the Vampire Lestat" (insulting tone)

OR

"You look like the Vampire Lestat" (the most horny tone)

For sale: lycanthropy. Buyer be were.

POLICE CAPTAIN: Someone torched these Teslas!

[after someone whispers to them]

POLICE CAPTAIN: Never mind. I have just been informed that they sometimes do that. Carry on.

Pretend not to care about body count but I'm secretly relieved my girlfriend has only killed 5 people

a lot of people seem to think that if a piece of art is designed to elicit arousal then it cannot say or do anything else artistically and it just becomes porn. this, is stupid as shit

Democrats.

I'm hoping they evolve a spine soon, though.

A drawing of Valentine Yu, a woman in black and blue holding her hands in a heart shape over her chest. In her chest there is a hole through which you can see her ribs. Beside her is text that says "You stole my heart" and a blank To and From section.

A drawing of Valentine Yu, a woman in black and blue. She's casting a spell and has fire in her hands and surrounding her. The image has text that says "You put the magic in me" along with a blank "to" and "from" section.

Valentine's Valentines for Valentine's!

Also, a big thing people leave out of all of these discussions is that inequality is a driver of unhappiness. Regardless of whether living conditions are improving in general since hundreds of years ago, if inequality increases that impacts happiness and conflict

A comic I drew on a takeout napkin in 2015. If you're pressed for time, it's the original One Fear comic. Boom. Done. Get on with your day. If you don't value your time, here's a description: it's a comic, right? Well here's the twist: whole thing's on a napkin. Thinest sharpie for the lines, if I recall correctly. Comic is titled "TEEN COMIX" and the first panel has a guy in sunglasses wearing a shirt that says "NO FEAR." His friend is approaching, cut off by the panel's edge. His shirt says... something. But what? Fear not, the next panel clears that right up. Second panel is zoomed in on the friend's shirt. It reads "WHAT IF THEY MADE SIMPSONS PORN ILLEGAL?" Last panel is the guy from the first panel alone now. His shirt now reads "ONE FEAR." The title is attributed to Branson '15 which should go a long way to explaining how far I expected this to spread when I drew it. It was unfathomable to me that people who didn't know me on a first name basis would see it. Little did I know that every fandom on the internet would edit it with something interminable like "The Xanadon Guild receiving a buff from Trade Legion in Era of Conquest IV." I never get them but hey, god bless. I still see those from time to time but it's really slowed down. Nowadays this is an ancient meme, frozen in place like a masturbating Pompeii victim covered in the ash of the centuries.

Happy ten years to this bad boy.

Todos sabíamos que el inglés necesitaba un nuevo pronombre de segunda persona del plural, pero nadie imaginó que fuera a ser "chat".

Incoming Asteroid xkcd.com/3049

just got a new job at the airport. i'm the new guy who crashes the planes

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

A good person

it has been said before but one problem is that when some people say 'the economy' they're talking about poor people affording food and housing, & when some other people say 'the economy' they're referring to a chart of how happy rich people are

Sigo llamando flogisto a la oxidación-reducción. Imagínate con el Golfo de México.

"puppygirl hacker polycule"

Ink of a person with a sword

Little break ink

A drawing of a guillotine with the words so be it written on the blade.

If this is how it's gonna be

Cephalopods Pass Cognitive Test Designed For Human Children Back in 2021, a test of cephalopod smarts reinforced how important it is for us humans to not underestimate animal intelligence.

Not in the least surprised 🥰

www.sciencealert.com/cephalopods-...

The Bitcoin Bros Defence Act