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DK Rogues
06.12.2025 22:03 β π 1727 π 561 π¬ 2 π 07 year old kid got struck and killed just outside my house a while back.
Going to work and hearing all my coworkers being like βwhy was he riding *there* on his bikeβ instead of wondering why the guy needed a truck that big was an eye-opener about just how engrained that feeling is here
Eminem helpfully detailed it in two short sentences on Relapse for us all.
24.11.2025 05:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βuncβ is what zoomers say when diddy kong jumps on their head
16.11.2025 22:10 β π 635 π 158 π¬ 6 π 1I read once that they weren't sure whether the spaceship should be shaped like a guitar or a snare drum and that hit home for me because I understand about indecision
13.11.2025 03:11 β π 142 π 7 π¬ 7 π 0Well well well
20.10.2025 11:47 β π 3753 π 1008 π¬ 21 π 10
Had to draw something for BrΓΌtal Legendβs 16th Birthday ππ€πΉπ₯ Happy Rocktober 13th to all who celebrate!
13.10.2025 22:46 β π 1286 π 342 π¬ 16 π 4If the past 1000 public shootings here are any road map, look forward to reading a manifesto about the state of Donkey Kong forums
10.09.2025 20:29 β π 26 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0"Another" ??
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Furthest I've been:
N: Minot, North Dakota
E: Minot, North Dakota
S: San Francisco, California
W: San Francisco, California
damn.
Most of the internet used to be like this. This is actually the default, it took companies enclosing the internet and adding weird, soul-killing incentives to make people behave the way they do now. In a way, there is truly nothing special about Wikipedia except that it survived longer.
26.07.2025 17:28 β π 22328 π 8007 π¬ 145 π 159DKC3 fans can't stop winning
20.07.2025 20:17 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Dixie
15.07.2025 04:58 β π 166 π 44 π¬ 1 π 1
The phase 1 ones.
03.07.2025 02:04 β π 648 π 174 π¬ 2 π 0Millennium Actress is such an achievement
01.07.2025 04:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Uploaded the clipart I was working on for Dreamsettler to my portfolio. Not the way I wanted to share this work but I still think they're pretty cute
jackapedia.design/clipart
heartwrenching news. hypnospace outlaw was up there as one of the best indie experiences you could play, a sincere, non-ironic depiction of 90's internet that captured all its stupidity, and its humanity. i fully recommend anyone who hasn't checked it out yet to make it a priority
20.06.2025 22:19 β π 341 π 103 π¬ 1 π 0LRG canβt do anything right anymore
16.06.2025 22:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Share the last 4 games you've played and expose your gaming habits
15.05.2025 02:20 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1
Supermarket standie with a guy smiling behind a huge round cracker
this always makes me think of the Cyberpunk 2077 BOTTOMS UP ad
12.05.2025 02:57 β π 412 π 21 π¬ 14 π 1
Painted/chalky paint practice of Ranni the Witch from Elden Ring #eldenring #ranni #rannithewitch #fanart
Tried something more painterly for fun! Ranni from Elden Ring :)
03.05.2025 20:59 β π 455 π 96 π¬ 4 π 1You jerks that all told me that "Peaches" was a funny song (it wasn't), this is your fault
29.04.2025 23:32 β π 547 π 56 π¬ 37 π 0
I may be late to the party here, but folks, Hundreds of Beaver is easily, *easily* among the greatest films ever made by humans and it's free on youtube. Do yourself a favor and watch the art of slapstick perfected. youtu.be/guE0Qd8BRw0?...
12.04.2025 12:34 β π 37 π 20 π¬ 3 π 1Cherry on top that they didn't even get "EPD" right
06.04.2025 03:22 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So, like, was Zaslav just tricked into smoking a stick of dynamite instead of a cigar at some point in his life? Did he accidentally kiss a rabbit dressed like a buxom woman?
27.03.2025 22:20 β π 500 π 118 π¬ 10 π 1here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc
one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
