unremarkable bones 𓅇

I’m just a cheeseburger in Hawaii at 5pm somewhere rn

anybody got any ska recommendations / ska covers?

Words must be rewritten

On my best behavior

Ourgovy

Nobody appreciates my tears for fears references

“Imagine D-Day! If those kids had been ‘in their feelings’ we’d be in a different world”

The whistles go woo

they could have named it the Pearwasp’s

“I just don’t think you’re listening, Scully- the cat is a literal agent of the Christian Satan and he has a dangerous level of corporate funding”

Is there still grass to touch?

Losing Horribly on Jeopardy! Waking up that morning last October, my dream was to win a fortune on Jeopardy!. Then I watched the returning champion, Harrison Whitaker, shred through the games right before mine. My new dream was t...

“If anybody bought all those $21 photos and made them into a flip book, they would have seen a sad man whose face never changed, because his thoughts never changed, as he made the endless loop through Jurassic Park.”

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Bacta the future

If I were a barber in a small, folksy town I’d call myself a generational talent.

I would never just sit around singing a song with my band while that one lady from Friends is just all sad and cold outside the PLAZA strip mall at night we’d have at least write a meaner song about Ross for her

AND ITS ONE MORE DAY UP IN THE CANYON

Playing on deep memory of MySpace nostalgia, smart.

he’d start an Ow My Balls TikTok channel and contribute to the continued downfall of western civilization through the proliferation of brainrot short-form videos

he was just taking it back to his shop to fix up dude ffs

Have you run any experiments on which masculine name tends to result in the best results? A Mike might get more napkins or condiments than a Craig or a Fred.

I can’t believe America got the Hunger Games before Running Man

listen to ariena tall

I’m more liberty’s disowned cousin still showing up uninvited to the holidays

finally watching the Witcher and I swear they’re saying Milfguard

“I need a hater”

-Bonnie Tyler

Sitting very still taking up as little space as possible

Pining for the fjords

It’s like finding out you paid Good Money for Gallagher II