unremarkable bones 𓅇

the difference between heresy and prophecy

Dune or the Road

the malls are empty and would make excellent dormitories

“these streets will make you feel brand new”

my neighbor is like the Lorax met the Onceler and said “Never Again.”

Time for some thrilling heroics

Sounds like throwing hoagies is legal again

“Foresight is so often blind”

Imagining myself listening to Even Better Than Ezra

I am a cloud

Today might just be a day to remember

What matters is how it moves

I think we are underestimating ourselves as a future resource for our future AI overlords. We argue about AI erotica but how long before they start judging each other for providing it?

Limp Bizkit was wasted on us as children

The “behind the store” prices were worse

We will get em next year, Tiger, next year.

restaurant where the dry aged steaks are presented in terrarium like iguana

restaurant where you pick your sous vide steak like a lobster

was gonna post a selfie but I look like a real asshole today

a man no doubt 30 years my elder asked me if I qualified for the senior discount, then offered me the last of his Halloween candy after I told him I did not.

See? www.smize.com/our-story

“Over the counter” medication

Words have lost all meaning and that’s pretty cool.

Dr Ripley Pancake Jones, an orange tabby, on the hunt for a feather duster on an ottoman

I’d post a video of him attacking it but he’s more like an Irish setter

Every home needs a ritual toilet to flush in ceremony

halloween

Bet lawyers are hella vibe coding right now

Empathy for the Machine

What happened to the bakers of old? The milkmen? What of the toothpaste tube packers?

easy there Niel deGrasse baggins

It is the nature of things to be constructed by their boundaries