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Cold-war era android previously living in the Dystopian Cyberpunk Future, now living in the Dystopian Dieselpunk Present. Big fan of beepy-boopy music and cats.

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Dinkum is like a cozy post-apocalyptic Australian Animal Crossing. And sometimes the characters act a little glitchy.

30.01.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was going to say the same. Otherwise, why cast such an obvious liability?

21.01.2026 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Based on a true story"

19.01.2026 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That bartender is great!

01.01.2026 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pissing all by yourself, handsome?

20.12.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why do people upload music to services like Youtube or Soundcloud and not include a way to buy the track? I would like to give you money for your art, please.

15.12.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Astounding ingenuity.

06.12.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn, mine's in the 15 least-lucky days.

26.11.2025 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Would it be alright if I used this for streaming purposes?

22.11.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Listen, you gotta meet the congregation where they are, baby. And that's at Joyful Noise '25, the Vatican City's longest-running music festival! Brought to you by Red Bull.

22.11.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, they said "all unclassified" documents, so no. My assumption is that anything that makes the pedo in chief look bad is going to be made classified.

20.11.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have to disagree, honestly. Metroid Dread did a decent job with the few non-Samus characters in it. Pretty small pool to draw from though.

14.11.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some really clever and funny stuff

02.11.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!

Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.

Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!

#MundaneHalloween

02.11.2025 09:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4843    πŸ” 2832    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 291

Probably the burnout, yeah.

22.10.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, the university I work for did a pop-up flu shot/covid booster clinic, and myself and two coworkers all scheduled the same day, separately. The next day we were all shambling husks. It was rough.

20.10.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Got mine on the 2nd and should have taken the 3rd off from work. Hit like a brick this year.

20.10.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hail the return of the Holly King!

30.09.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love that top one with the different-sized studs.

30.09.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Devastator hauling that literal dump truck ass around

25.09.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love the new muppety versions of the mascots.

24.09.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Outstanding

24.09.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Went to a baseball game for the first time in my life yesterday. I honestly had a great time and can see why people enjoy it. Eat snacks, day-drink, hang out with your friends while you watch some dudes fuck around on a field for a couple hours? Not a bad way to spend an afternoon.

22.09.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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@attoparsec.clacks.link.ap.brid.gy

21.09.2025 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Five and a half years in the NOvid club is a very good run. Take care of yourself, and I hope it's relatively quick and painless.

19.09.2025 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd say I identify with the meme about tech enthusiasts vs engineers and programmers more and more, but really it's always been true. "The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected noise."

19.09.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thinking about this, I don't actually know that he's the protagonist. The trailer is super-focused on him though, in a way that makes me assume that's the case. He needs to stop being in things I'm interested in.

09.09.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine being Lindsay Buckingham and having to play the song Stevie Nicks wrote about you being shitty at every single show.

09.09.2025 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jared Leto being the main character killed any interest I had. Fuck that guy.

08.09.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Btw, if you haven't seen the most recent episode of Game Changer, you need to watch the ending credits. Trust me.

05.09.2025 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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