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Would it be alright if I used this for streaming purposes?

Listen, you gotta meet the congregation where they are, baby. And that's at Joyful Noise '25, the Vatican City's longest-running music festival! Brought to you by Red Bull.

Well, they said "all unclassified" documents, so no. My assumption is that anything that makes the pedo in chief look bad is going to be made classified.

I have to disagree, honestly. Metroid Dread did a decent job with the few non-Samus characters in it. Pretty small pool to draw from though.

Some really clever and funny stuff

Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!

Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.

Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!

#MundaneHalloween

Probably the burnout, yeah.

Yeah, the university I work for did a pop-up flu shot/covid booster clinic, and myself and two coworkers all scheduled the same day, separately. The next day we were all shambling husks. It was rough.

Got mine on the 2nd and should have taken the 3rd off from work. Hit like a brick this year.

Hail the return of the Holly King!

Love that top one with the different-sized studs.

Devastator hauling that literal dump truck ass around

I love the new muppety versions of the mascots.

Outstanding

Went to a baseball game for the first time in my life yesterday. I honestly had a great time and can see why people enjoy it. Eat snacks, day-drink, hang out with your friends while you watch some dudes fuck around on a field for a couple hours? Not a bad way to spend an afternoon.

@attoparsec.clacks.link.ap.brid.gy

Five and a half years in the NOvid club is a very good run. Take care of yourself, and I hope it's relatively quick and painless.

I'd say I identify with the meme about tech enthusiasts vs engineers and programmers more and more, but really it's always been true. "The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected noise."

Thinking about this, I don't actually know that he's the protagonist. The trailer is super-focused on him though, in a way that makes me assume that's the case. He needs to stop being in things I'm interested in.

Imagine being Lindsay Buckingham and having to play the song Stevie Nicks wrote about you being shitty at every single show.

Jared Leto being the main character killed any interest I had. Fuck that guy.

Btw, if you haven't seen the most recent episode of Game Changer, you need to watch the ending credits. Trust me.

Congrats on completing another revolution around the sun! Glad to hear you're taking care of yourself and keeping an eye on these things.

OK, hear me out...A LORD OF THE RINGS remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:

If you don't sin, then you don't need to confess, and the priest has nothing to do! Sinners are job creators!

Fuck JK Rowling.

Pass it on.

I watched the first season of Picard and didn't bother with anything past that. It felt like Dr. Who, but with Picard in place of the Doctor. They had a decent number of interesting plot hooks, but pissed them away for nostalgia and fanservice.

Fucking DARK. Damn.

Christ, you can tell these people have never just stopped to listen to themselves, ever. "Someone did a wheelie and it was so scary you guys".

I actually always find this X-Files clip really inspiring that way, like yeah I do 100% believe Fox Mulder wants me to stay alive