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Cold-war era android previously living in the Dystopian Cyberpunk Future, now living in the Dystopian Dieselpunk Present. Big fan of beepy-boopy music and cats.

84 Followers  |  65 Following  |  104 Posts  |  Joined: 08.12.2024  |  1.8066

Latest posts by customreplicant.bsky.social on Bluesky

Look At All Those Chickens - Original Uncut Vine
YouTube video by raw uncut vines Look At All Those Chickens - Original Uncut Vine

youtu.be/NsLKQTh-Bqo?...

05.08.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus Christ. It's like the most cartoonishly evil shit imaginable, day after day.

31.07.2025 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is why I'll always go to bat for ST The Motion Picture. It definitely felt like they were going for something grand and weird, more in line with 2001 than just "TOS, but longer".

28.07.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus God. Shut up and take my money, indeed.

24.07.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really enjoyed seeing Ozzy in Brutal Legend.

22.07.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Miracle Whip is actually good! Also, it's fine to not like it! Also also, you can dislike it without being a self-righteous prick about it!

21.07.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Both are good, but horizontal is better.

21.07.2025 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I knew Jared Leto was going to be in it, but finding out he's the lead? Nah, sitting this one out. I'll pick up the OST, though.

19.07.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

help a trans girl meet her goal and pay her expenses~

15.07.2025 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn, I knew you when.

15.07.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

UGH what a handesomb boye.

08.07.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll never forget the first time I said the word "awry" in a conversation. I'd only ever read it, so pronounced it "AW-ree".

06.07.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Surprised they never did an update for Wii, given they had the Wiimote to work with.

05.07.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"...But like, over the course of a few days"

03.07.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh look, there’s a app for that… Spread the word!

02.07.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you have some money burning a hole in your pocket and want to assist an unemployed trans woman, Allison is worth your time.

28.06.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Valley Of

28.06.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You look great!

28.06.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I was kind of disappointed to see that it wasn't legit, but I thought it was so well done that it was worth sharing.

26.06.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Lost 80's Commercial for The Legend of Zelda on the NES
YouTube video by Capsyst Animations Lost 80's Commercial for The Legend of Zelda on the NES

@jayeallisonashtear.bsky.social youtu.be/DSoiI55fG-M?...

26.06.2025 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you say "We're in." whenever you boot it up? Because that's very important. But seriously, that looks cool as hell.

20.06.2025 11:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not worth mentioning, no.

17.06.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There's maybe some edge cases when it might make sense. Like, all you ever need from 1000 Homo DJs is "Supernaut". But that's still a stretch to make it make sense.

17.06.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What a bizarre take. Truly, the texture of human experience is endlessly varied.

17.06.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I think about that cinematic every October 1st since childhood. THE END DAY

16.06.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Was at the QFC grocery store in Seattle's Wallingford neighborhood and Dave Matthew's and I pushed our shopping carts past each other.

13.06.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Used to work at a public radio station. Passed a guy in the hall who looked familiar, so I gave him the nod. He turned out to be Moby, on his way out after giving an interview for his recently-released vegan cookbook.

13.06.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know that episode and that feeling.

11.06.2025 10:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This honestly made me tear up. Not gonna lie. πŸ’ͺ🫑

Fuck fascists.

03.06.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 932    πŸ” 286    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 51

Holy shit! We just got into the Dimension 20 oeuvre around Xmas, and I'm really loving basically every campaign. Very jealous right now.

02.06.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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