Jack Fortunato

Look at this practical beauty.

This #HolyHorror Sunday, I'm watching one of the finest works of art this century has given us. #NowWatching Midnight Mass (2021) #horrorsky

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Pam bondi holds a sandwich that is not a mcrib “How could you be asking about the Epstein Files when the McRib is back!”

Good morning! If we are bringing back war in the middle east the least MickeyD’s can do is hook us up.

They don't make 'em like this anymore.

Finally got around to watching the new 'NAKED GUN' movie and it was just what I needed after today. Most of the humor was pretty dumb, but I chuckled a few times. It would be fun to see a trilogy with this cast.

#Filmsky📽️ #Movies #MovieSky

This is how they plan to get their money back? Masterful gambit. 😅

Well, there you have it. We're 'WARMAXXING' now, kids. What Epstein Files? Let's MOG those Iranians and show them you don't FUCK with ISR- I mean the USA !!! 🇺🇸

I plan on going with a smile ....and broken pelvis 😜

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Are we saying 'SCARY MOVIE 6' is doing a Harry Potter joke.. or are we saying the new 'HARRY POTTER' series is going to have a pronouns joke? 🤔

‘BattleBots’ Gets 20-Episode Order; New Season Will Premiere on YouTube Before Hitting Broadcast (Exclusive) BattleBots is coming back.

BattleBots is coming back.

Shakespeare's Shitstorm (2020, Lloyd Kaufman)

I'm watching this tonight !! 😅

3 things I learned from #Primate:

1. 🤟 is a good sign. Blood on a teddy bear is a bad one.
2. Being too thirsty leads you to the worst house parties.
3. 🎵 The head bone's connected to the jaw bone. 🎵 (It should stay that way.)

#filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #Horrormovies #fearfriday

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It's a sad day for the fans. If only we had a government agency whose job it was to prevent monopolies and keep massive media consolidations like this illegal. Bernie warned us this would happen and (as usual) he was right. Let's hope the DCU makes enough money to stave off a total overhaul. 💀

Not BlueSky trying to convince me 'FIREFLY' was bad on a Friday morning. Sorry but, they'll never take the sky from me.

Looks about right. 💀

#PredatorBadlands #Predator

Biden was old. He was also a shit president. Imagine where we would be if he did his job and protected us from Trump being re-elected. Instead he was so worried about pissing off his donors he let wimpy 'opposition' force him to break his promises and deliver nearly nothing, keeping his donors happy

the-unflappablewolf Who would you trust more? total stranger in a star trek shirt? 94.5% total stranger in a star wars shirt? 5.5% 99.421 Stimmen • Verbleibende Zeit: 2 Tage 23 Stunden thebaconsandwichofregret No exaggeration, the vote split on this poll is hysterical.

No but this is entirely correct

Any offer from Ellison and the Trump regime is going to be 'superior' when they have unlimited money from Saudi Arabia. Where is the oversight? I thought one of the tenets of Capitalism was to prevent monopolies from forming. 🤔

#DidYouKnow today is #NationalToastDay.

I remember it was impossible to get your hands on this movie. You had to find someone who knew someone who had it and would make you a copy. This and 'Eazy-Duz-It' were like contraband gold for kids back in the day. 😎

Color me intrigued. 💀

Who's the traitor in this scenario?

I don't know. Part of me thinks the people around Trump constantly lie to him about his 'accomplishments,' which would explain why he gets so indignant when people don't celebrate them more... then part of me thinks he knows he's lying and just pretending he's the greatest ever. 🤔

It's really hard to build trust with the audience and there's so much competition. I usually don't watch new shows unless I'm sure they'll stick around.

Yeah, that show got weird at the end. 😅

womp womp #FreePalestine 🍉