Kaylene stan account (again)

Going out to a club and lying for fun is so great, these people think I’m from North Carolina. I love being an actor

they don’t tell you that being an actor just means you redo your website every 15 business days

They put wizards of waverly place on Hulu I’m gonna scream!!!!

I think if you go to the movies and sleep through the film and are a snorer we should be allowed to break your knee caps

Rain on your wedding day is pathetic. The song should have been called Pathetic

chat is weird to enjoy a buzzball by myself in my jammies yay or nay

mind you neither one of us are Muslim or celebrate Ramadan

hearing the phrase “the first black” anything in 2025 is sooooo crazy man

GHOSTFACE won an Oscar!

picked a good time to delete twitter because the new hunger games book is about to release and I know those hussies would spoil everything on that dumbass app

okay enough of this theatre business i miss my boyfriend!

everytime I see a man with one of those dangling cross earrings I already know they’re about to be insufferable and play the ukulele at me

having an email job is just finding out more and more everyday that people can’t fucking comprehend anything you send

god this guy is an idiot. like, a stone cold idiot who sincerely believes that war fighting and preparedness is about having the biggest dick

lmao ? 😭

I wish paddington were real I feel like he and I would be such good friends

if someone wrote a diss track about me and it won song of the year at the Grammys and was performed at the Super Bowl with everyone calling me a pedophile and a fake black person i think I’d kill myself

I really hope that no one hates me so much that they write a song about it and perform it at the SuperBowl

what the FUCK why did they take twilight off Hulu man I can’t have SHIT

so sad to report that going to the gym regularly does indeed improve my overall mood

getting extensions was really the best decision I ever made for myself

I hate that stupid wordle bot that gives your analysis on guesses. “[your guess] was a good guess but [the correct answer] would’ve been a better guess”

Obviously!???!!

Im just gonna pluck a lil bit nothing crazy 😌

Thin eyebrows just look so chic to me I’m sorry, I am obsessed with them I fear

i kinda really respect that my coworker does not give a damn about talking to her doctor full volume next to me but also why do i know intimate details about your shingles

I need all of my favorite twitter accounts to pop up over here so I can shit post again

it was negative degrees last week and now it’s gonna be in the 50s??? Hello!??? Im not living to see 40 😭

yesssss everyone join this app yesssss I need friendssss

I promise it's ok to let Twitter go